Why isnt zuchini noodles and cauliflower rice 2 staples in your home?

Oh I see you're here to sell your fancy machines

lol m8.

go on amazon this isnt something that only i use

this is a huge meme now

I don't really like zucchini.
In all seriousness they'd probably be good as noodles with bolognaise sauce. I didn't want to get a meme machine though. And I have a pasta fetish.

How convenient, you point me to the one website that would SURELY have this.

Fuck off shill

u can buy them at fucking walmart

whats ur deal m8

Serious question, why do you use so many exclamation points? Why do you sound so excited all the time? Your writing style is really obvious and I've seen you all over Veeky Forums, but only recently. What's your deal?

i want to incorporate these into my diet. i'm always looking for low calorie alternatives. how much is zucchini and can i find it at walmart year round?

You're a fucking retard whose bones I'd fucking break if I ever got my hands around your pencil neck

How's mom's basement treating you, Richard?