How do I make a fried chicken sandwich that he would rate 5/5?

BOYCOTT KELLOGGS.

Chicken shops in the UK aren't fucking chains you dickhead. They are individual business and family ran. Occasionally you may get a successful store that has one or two other branches in their city but this is rare. Get fucked you poltard.

Wtf. Everytime i want to harvest 4-5 potatoes i need to do get out the toolbox and do a construction project?

only once you can remove each box around the four sticks by pulling up on them and when you want more just re stack it

>What is KFC?

dude how are you not understanding this. its not midwest nowhereville USA that only has a fuckin KFC in it

i fucking hate you all. strips are wrong. you want to fry chicken legs, thighs, bone in pieces.

you fry them, and then set them on a rack, when they're cool enough to not burn yourself, you put on some latext gloves and rip the meat off, with a little practice, you can get all the meat in one yank, you put that on the sandwich. 2x as juicy, 2x as cruncy, 2x as tasty.

fucking niggers.

Put pickles and spicy mayo up in that bitch

Attempt 3 coming up

>wog

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