Webm thread

Post your Veeky Forums-related webms

/jack/ is welcome too

>/jack/ is welcome too

Delete this thread.

"No".

I really, really want that pulled pork webm...

I imagine that is like a cyst or a boil, and they cut it open and there is the puss inside. No longer appetizing

So fucking disappointing.

this is such a disapointing way to have sparkling candles over a pizza

Could someone post the webm with ramsay and that meme pizza?

Pretentious as fuck.

What are they trying to do here? Poor pizza

Well this thread has gotten off to a killer start.... I shall contribute. No idea what these webms are, but they should all be cooking related. Enjoy.

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I like webm threads, so others feel free to contribute. Noobs.

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some could be food gore, some could be food porn. gonna be a grab bag homies. enjoy.

shouln't this be called a griddled cheese sandwich?

whoops... forgot one on last post. teehee.

I was with it for about 30 seconds. It doesn't even have vodka in it to lessen the impact of the gastrointestinal disaster you're putting into your mouth.

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again, i can't see what these are, so they could be awful or great. all part of the fun.

Why is Mexico obsessed with drowning everything in condiments and junk food?

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it would appear these most recent ones are retarded food webms. i'll skip down in my folder and hopefully produce some decent ones.

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Nah, gross/funny is definitely preferred

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>BUZZFEED

also, holy fuck that's gonna taste like flower

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Nope, you missed. It's just more stupid buzzfeed shit.

I just snap up shit from Veeky Forums... some of it is inevitably garbage.

Dangit, why the fuck did I download so much of that garbage? Trying again...

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Yo dawg, we herd you like corn

>you will never dance for yuppie tourists' pennies
Feels fucking good.

It would appear I do... Hmmm. Going shuffle mode now.

Neat.

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:). I like Veeky Forums webms, so I figured I'd throw a few y'alls way to get this thing goin.

So surly.

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nooooooooooooooooooo how did this get in here, fuckkkkk.

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I've legit thought about making this for a potluck, but not telling anybody I made it

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You're a dangerous man.

more memes pls

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this thread has been a roller coaster of emotions
not sure I can recommend

trying to avoid them, but i can't see what they are, so you never know!

Who else /comfy/ tonight? I'm watching Bob's Burgers (Veeky Forums theme coincidentally), and gonna make fried rice and veggies tonight. If my neighbors above me weren't being loud, I'd be golden. Also it's snowing out and I'm all wrapped up in a blankie. Super comfy.

This was my aim, great success.

spread the good word my friend

you get outta here with that nonsense! don't dare invade my thread with this Jack nonsense!

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Did someone say Jack?

nope

Triggered

Why would you not hold the hot dog parallel to the blade.

Eggs are just the best.

this webm makes me reeee every time
why doesn't he turn the container?

grrrrrrrrrr how do i keep picking duplicates randomlyy, i have 100's of them! annoying.

I hate that one too, it's retarded.

Yes, they are.

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Decantering from such a height!

god fucking damnit, another rogue jack appeared.

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How does he manage to fuck up this bad every damn time?

Wouldn't he at some point realize that his cooking is consistently FUCKING RAW thus leading him to experiment with simple shit like turning up the heat?

What meat/what cut is this?

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picanha

dunno homie, another Veeky Forums stud might know

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Jacks fucking blind.
He's totally full of himself.
There's a video where he proudly talks about kicking out his teenage son because he caught him with pot.
I can understand be hard on drugs but the way he described it was just so smug and self-righteous.
Fuck Jack.

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something is deeply wrong with Jack

he has some fucked up motor-skills, like that of a child

possibly the result of his previous stroke(s)

he also learns fucking nothing from his past mistakes and over time has not improved, but actually degenerated in ability

he is proud of being retarded and doesn't like reading instructions and so you could guess he also doesn't learn from other youtubers like foodwishes

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>taste like flower
You've never had puff pastry? An eclair, cream puff? it's called pate a choux. Holy fuck Veeky Forums is retarded.

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groace, why not use fresh stuff?

reeeeeeeeeeeeee duplicates. the danger of shuffle.

>chaotic evil

meh

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Gimmick food should be outlawed

90% flash 10% "ingredients" 100% disappointment every fucking time. Don't get me started on that one queer that serves bull semen and all that other freaky shit.

Noooooo :(

can't we just ban fucking buzzfeed content? :(

What's going on here?

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oh lovely,, propane directly in my food

This is awesome
Holy fuck that is terrifying

Why so many webms with non-whites and weird ethnic stuff? You some kinda race traitor guy?

goddamnit i lost. can't he fucking use some sort of system for using eggs? all willy nilly like a goddamned savage

far from it homie, just how the cookie is crumbling it would appear.

Are you saying you're not a fan of pretentious molecular gastronomy?

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where can I get a squinkle?

hmmm... keep your nose clean kid... I'll be paying close attention...

You guys DO realize what that meal is, right? The hot dog is nothing but a platform for the star of the dish: the cheese. Putting it "the right way" doesn't really matter because that cheese costs several thousand dollars and is considered a delicasy.

bout to get dinner goin.... i hope you losers continue my thread. it's been fun so far.

yes massa!