Find a better chili

find a better chili
go ahead, I'll wait

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I had this chili back in middle school it was really good it had like tiny little strips of meat in it. I wish I knew where it was from.

home made

it was chopped up hamburgers from mcdonalds

My own chili. Pretty much anyone else's that I know.
Except my mom's chili....WHOOOOO, that's bad stuff.

>Except my mom's chili....WHOOOOO, that's bad stuff.

Tell me a story, user. How bad is it?

How do I get my chili to be more thick and less soupy? Also how can I get my white bean green chili to be more flavorful? It always comes out a little bland.

Why did you put beans on your poop?

Thicken it with some corn starch and warm water

Make a paste that's like 2 parts flour to 1 part water, stir it real good, then mix it into your chili. You can't just add straight flour to the chili because it just makes a bunch of little clumps in it

Use kidney beans or pinto beans instead of navy beans.
And add some wine. Wine always makes meat stews taste better.
If you're not very good at spicing, then you might as well just add one or two beef bouillon cubes.

thanks my dudes. I'll try it tonight

Make more of a slurry than a paste, so more like 1:1 water to starch. Use COLD water and shaking it will work better than stirring it

What a bunch of plebs. You use masa to thicken chili. This is the one and only correct answer.

your a nasty little kid

anything that isnt that

any homemade chili

steak and shake

add masa flour

WENDYS CHILI IS NOT BAD. IM AT A LOSS AS TO WHERE YOU CAN GET HALF AS GOOD DRIVE THRU CHILI FOR 2 BUCKS.

>that bean to meat ratio

Tim Horton's

just make it yourself. what's the point of drivethru chili? you can make a giant pot for less than 10 bucks that's simple as fuck to put together and will give you like 6 big servings.

Tommy's

when you realize no ketchup in this.

youtube.com/watch?v=9uCGxk-v-Mc

i worked at wendys when i was 16 and we just cut up burgers that were too gross to put on burgers, being too old or too grey

Fucking Steak 'n Shake, are you crazy? Still can grab it in the drivethru to.

Not him, but I need to buy

>a fucking pot, literally only thing I have is a frying pan
>a ladle
>a cutting board
>a knife
>Salt/pepper/garlic/chili powder/cayenne/paprika
>bourbon cubes
>masa

Thankfully that's mostly a one time buy, or in the case of the seasonings and bourbon, something that will last for a while, but it's still a lot upfront. And then obviously the beef/onion/jalapeƱo/tomato paste everytime I want to make a batch of chili.

Maybe I'll finally get around to buying everything once I get a fucking job.

Either add masa, or just simmer uncovered for a longer period of time to boil some of the water out of it.

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that chili needed to be spicy.

>sliced white bread

what is wrong with yall?

Sorry, didn't see your post until just now.

It's pretty bad. She just browns ground beef, adds half an onion, some garlic, and just enough chili powder to give it flavor, then dumps in a can of pinto beans and adds water to cover. Then simmers it for only like 30 minutes, so it's watery and soupy and grey. It's awful. If she would let it simmer longer and use something besides water, it'd probably be a little better, but there's never enough actual chilis in it.. I've made her my chili before, and tried to give her tips, but she's one of those kinds of parents who think they're smarter than their children, no matter how old or educated the children are.

:^)

I'll just leave this here

leddit pls go

>tfw none of these near me

what is this autistic shit

Wendy's needs to sell a bottle of their chili sauce in stores.

Fuckin A, this! It gives me unholy shits within an hour of consumption, but it's so fucking tasty...

Presentation is cringe, but that's a solid, if standard chili recipe.

You can buy ALL of that shit for less than $10 you fucking mong

kys

>he doesn't have a knife
Thanks for the laugh mate

Is chili a curry?

I appreciate your enthusiasm but that's just wrong, unless you mean to buy dollar store items. And that would suck.

Make sure you use tomato paste. When I make chili without tomato paste it is very bland.

best vegan chili recipe?

WooOoOOoo WoooOoo Muchacho!

How has no one mentioned Emeril's. This is no question.

foodnetwork.com/recipes/emeril-lagasse/chili-con-carne-and-chili-con-queso-with-tortilla-chips-recipe.html

The one I make.
Jesus. How useless are you? Chili is one of the easiest things to make

this is pathetic. Why are you even on this board?
lol what?
Ten bucks?
a pan alone is at least 30 bucks.
Unless you found all that shit in a dumpster and ten bucks fell out of your pocket

my god damned friends get off work an hour before me and they always have the god damned tommy's containers in the car, its infuriating.

the recipe is fine but holy shit i want to punch that guy straight in the mouth.

only the finest

I prefer chili that are not sweet.
Different strokes, dont hate the chili though

There is nothing pathetic about putting masa in chili.

>putting corn and sugar in your chili
>"fine"

Yeah if we're talking drive-thru this is the only right answer

your favorite regular chili recipe minus animal products

>hot dogs

Nasty. Here's my recipe:

>brown ground turkey (I know)
>fry onions and green peppers
>add can of tomato sauce and petite diced tomatoes
>add can of black beans
>add can of corn
>diced jalepenos
>packet of store bought chili seasoning
>can of beer (never use light beer, it's disgusting for chili)
>small amount of extremely finely ground coffee grounds
>simmer until it's thick
>"chili's best when everyone gets to know each other in the pot"

Never get chili from a place that sells hamburgers. It's where they dump all the ground beef that has gone off

This is where you want to go for chili

Two words.
Texas Roadhouse

They blow Wnedy's out of the water with their Chili. Not even a contest.

t. every Chinese cook

Cook it for longer until more of the juices evaporate.

Poor like 3 cups flour in it dummy.

are there any non-indie developers left still making new shmups?

This person knows their shit.

>cup only, no bowl size

Fucking DROPPED

Where mah Hawaii niggas at?
>tfw you go to Zippy's at 6am after a long night in Waikiki

I would post an image of a toilet bowl full of diarrhea, but this is a worksafe board. Just imagine I posted it.

I sure hope there's sour cream mixed into that because it looks like diarrhea

I believe it is actually made with mayo

gross dude

Is that how they get rid of leftover burger meat?
Seems like good business sense if so!