Cooking with Schmaltz

>cooking with Schmaltz
you should honestly consider killing yourself if you do that.

Why? It's less healthy than oil, sure, but what's so "kill yourself" about it?

you know what you have to do

what's actually the memeiest dish possible?

>cooked in duck fat
>Sous vide
>infused with sriracha
>deconstructed
>garnished with truffle oil

It's gonna kill me anyway. Cardiac arrest or such.

fat is the main carrier of flavor.

Schmaltz is GOAT-tier.

Go eat your low fat HFCS-infused TV dinner and have a dick for dessert

don't forget turning everything into a puree, using compotes and saying you did something 2 or 3 ways

Found the anti-semite

schmaltz is top fucking tier you goddamn dirty pleb.
You also get to make gribenes if you arent some kind of dumbfuck.

OP is right you know
You should spread it on bread instead

pork schmaltz > chicken schmaltz

lard is a totally different taste from schmaltz.
I use lard for plenty of things, mostly mexican cooking and in my deep fryer.
I use schmaltz for almost every other purpose, including just smearing some on fresh bread

Different, and better.
griebenschmalz > schmaltz, juden

I know i certainly prefer the taste of schmaltz to the taste of lard especially in more noticeable forms such as on bread.
different strokes for different strokes, refugee

i almost thought it was a skub-like Veeky Forums meme

Thank you google.

>lard is a totally different taste from schmaltz.
Schmaltz is literally lard in German.

How about you kill yourself, antisemite? The world would be better off without your hateful kind.

in English speaking regions Schmaltz is implied to be chicken or goose fat.

How are you going to cook your kasha varnishkes without schmaltz, you meshuggene putz?

This is Veeky Forums not Krautchan. We're talking about the ENGLISH definition of the word.

Then use the English word and not Yiddish, silly goy.

oy gevalt enough kvetching the two of you

add some smoked organic avocado on top

Veeky Forums doesn't meme as hard as /v/ user. It's a pretty chill board.