Why are you not eating kidneys?

...

I tried pork kidneys the other day at a chinese place. I was pleasantly surprised when they didn't taste like piss.

I'm thinking you have to cook them right.

because i sold mine.

I eat them. but then again I'm a super land whale and will eat anytjing

well of course they don't! why would they?
goddamn people...
at least I've people like that to thank for the low prices on innards

they always taste faintly of urine when i've tried them

Because their function in the body is to generate piss.

Offal always tastes faintly of something disgusting

well they don't taste of piss. the only "bad" thing about them is the accumulation of meds in them (and the liver for that part)

Chicken hearts and liver are superior

They do if you don't prepare them meticulously.

What steps do you need to take to properly prepare them so they won't taste like piss?

Get rid of the tubes and membranes and soak them in three changes of cold salted water.

How long do you soak them in each batch of water? How heavily should it be salted?

I don't like the vague hint of piss they sometimes have. I like liver and sweetbreads though.

I do, frequently.

because they give you gout

The main character in Joyce's "Ulysses," the jew, Leopold Bloom, liked the faint taste of urine in his kidney he fried up for breakfast.

No surprises there.

technically the whole body is full of piss, especially mucles after effort. The logic is flawed