Why do Americans torment their offspring by forcing them to eat this...

Onions are the most versatile by far. Just think about it..

This man right. They're mostly made of wax.

>tfw you get a warning for shitposting even when you weren't but this obvious shitposting thread is allowed to exist

Broccoli is one of the better vegetables.

OP they force their offspring because they don't want them shoving literal cancer down their throats. Some parents just can't fucking cook vegetables, and that's their fault.

I prefer asparagus cut into bite sized pieces and stir fried with chicken with a spicy oil and served with rice.

it's all about ratings and value .

learn to shitpost effectively to create the most value

think reddit, Veeky Forums style

>mazhohistic
Like the Dir en grey song?
Also broccoli is great and you're a fag

How to cook broccoli: cook it for only a minute or so(frozen, longer for fresh), until it turns bright green. Then it's sweet with texture. I notice other people cooking it until it starts to lose its color and become mush. Then it tastes like mushy water.

Carrots have some vitamin C in them. Helps with motivation.