Kitchen porn anyone? I've got a small dump

Kitchen porn anyone? I've got a small dump

If only I had enough money for a kitchen like this...

i've never been more jealous of a kitchen then the one in pic related

My kitchen. Go ahead, do your worst. I deserve it.

no cabinets?

Another one.

Fixed your image for you asshole

God damn it, user.

>do your worst
OK. You have an electric stove. Doesn't get much worse than that.

I'm too poor to afford the gas bill!

I have a gas water heater, oven/stove, dryer, and furnace. My gas bill is like $30/month.

Where do you live? America?

Yeah

As your cucked neighbour from up north, it'll be a bit more fundy in my area, but whatever. I'm sick of electric stoves anyway. I'm not even allowed to hot knife on it.

What is the knife style second from the right called? I have one, but have no idea what it's intended purpose is. It is extremely thin and flexible.

Really? Seems like a shitty layout to me. Lots of having to walk around the island to do basic things like go from range -> oven, use the sink and then get to counterspace, go from fridge to workspace, etc. Also looks kind of low on storage. It is pretty, though.

You don't realize whose kitchen this is, do you?

congrats, you got memed on

Is that a washing machine?

I'm retarded and though that post was referring to OP's pic. I don't give a shit about Jack's laundry room.

I was going to make fun of the fire extinguisher, but I'm afraid he'll read my comment and get rid of it out of embarrassment. Then his entire family will die in a house fire, and I'll feel guilty. On second thought...

no one needs to know about your bowel habits user

Nationality? Danish?

You're either talking about the Chinese vegetable knife or the butcher's knife, which is used to navigate around bones an joints.

what are good options/alternatives for a magnet strip for knives in a rental property?

do you ever cook pasta in the washing machine?

Maybe I just don't know enough about cooking, but I've really never understood why anyone would need 2 ovens outside of a professional kitchen.

Make Thanksgiving or Christmas dinner.
Invite company over. 8 people minimum including yourself.
THEN you'll understand.

You didn't answer the question. If you're cooking for that many people, then you need a professional kitchen.

What? No you don't. Why would you?
People who entertain or make big dinners like that want a second oven so they don't have to cram multiple dishes into one oven, or try to juggle some kind of baking schedule.

8 people isn't that many to cook for, if someone enjoys cooking and often entertains groups of people then I can understand having two ovens

All the time, mate. I also dry my clothes in the oven.

It is. It's also a dryer. Don't ask. I live in a bachelor suite with my wife that's tiny as fuck. We only pay 400 a month.

>gramma created multiple succulent dishes for holidays with one oven.

Oh, I'm a modern nu-fem who has to have the same contraptions our neighbor, ms. Trophina, has otherwise she's one up on me, eventhough I look better (at the neighborhood pool anyway, her facelift didn't quite take).

My parents renovated their kitchen over the summer and it looks great.

>Kitchen porn
industry porn

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Looks boring.. are your parents 70?