What would happen if I ate pinto beans and corn bread every day?

You'll gain a decent amount of sustained energy and find yourself not being as hungry from moment to moment. You may or may not begin suffering from various deficiencies depending on what you throw in with your beans. Make sure some roughage finds its way into the bean pot from time to time and you ought to be alright. Steer away from smoked ham unless you want hypertension or its your birthday or something.

All in all, you'll have everything you need to go work in the cotton fields, and with any luck within a few generations your descendants will find themselves getting shout outside of liquor stores for "Doing nothing."

Why would you need more roughage? Beans (cooked) are like 10% fibre.

well because roughage tends to have other things like vitamin C and Magnesium and such hiding in it.

Roughage literally means fiber... so.......

what?

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HEY GUYS DONT MIND ME JUST A FUCKING ANNOYING FAG COMING THROUGH MAN DO I LOVE LOUD POSTING HAHA ALMOST AS MUCH AS I LOVE DICKS (cock) IN MY RECTUM CAVITY LOLLL!

I hear that brother. Keep on shitposting. I like what you got!

Captcha: Outdoor seating; what the fuck is that...

kill yourself

Nah, think I'll keep on getting drunk, playing the stock market and browsing Veeky Forums. Treated me pretty good so far, no sense in stopping.