I fucking love Hot Pockets

I fucking love Hot Pockets

Can you guys recc me anything similar?

calizones
It's like hot pockets but without the processed cancer

Stromboli as well.

>without the processed cancer
m8 there isnt a calzone on earth that isnt processed

people on this board are always like this
im eating tons of calzones and strombolli but atleast im not like that guy eating those frozen hot pockets!

its so foolish

Wut? I can make one from scratch you inept cock smoker.

ok and its still like one of the most unhealthy things to eat on the planet

even if you made it yourself

Doesn't make it processed, nigger faggot.

It's literally a pizza folded in half. So it's not any worse for you than a pizza.

and who told you pizza was healthy

cheese and dough and pepperoni are all extremely processed

those are all processed foods. you idiot

your so called raw ingredients are not raw ingredients

Pasties are the same concept but have a heavier crust. Meat and veggies go inside.

>Acquire raw flower
>Acquire fresh pepperoni
>Acquire fresh cheese from dairy farm
>PROFIT

Also you're assuming I'd use pepperoni. I'd go fresh sausage personally.

you think you can live off flour and cheese

........ thats not even helping the body at all

fucking how
>so many flavors
>all look so good
>all smell so good
>all taste like shit
do it right, god damn

>all taste like shit

take that shit back nigger

>that bacon and pepperoni flavor they had awhile back

Pasties, Empanadas, and Turnovers all should be up your ally

you can buy the chicken bakes in the frozen section at Costco

pretty much the only reason I have a membership besides booze and rotisserie chickens

pizza is a vegetable dumbass

Holy shit you guys are such faggots

ALL FOOD GOES THROUGH PROCESSING

Wow, it's almost like some companies go too far with it and it makes their food taste like garbage!

For me it's Lean Pockets. The healthiest Hot Pockets alternative around.

with 10x the shitty taste & chances of getting diarrhea compared to original Hot Pockets

I got u senpai

Pizza is the most healthy thing on earth, if you don't exagerate on quantities.
traditional calzone is just a folded pizza.

what the fuck

Jesus Christ

I don't see what all the fuss is about hot pockets to be quite honest famalamamlily

>caffeinated cheese

I wonder if it actually is caffeinated cheese or if they just put caffeine in it serperatly
hoping for the former

>fresh pepperoni

May not be available outside Europe

Looks like a beef patty

far superior