Preparing to slow-roast a chicken tonight. Am I doing it right?

confirmed poor faggot, i rest my case your honor

Im not even him but im a richfag and i live alone with the dog who i feed chicken breast and rice u jelly

nah, fucking your dog is your business m8

you can zoo if you want to, you can leave your species behind..

Hhahahahaha mad as fuk brah

>baconstrip and baconstrip and baconstrip and baconstrip and baconstrip and baconstrip and baconstrip and baconstrip and baconstrip and baconstrip and baconstrip and baconstrip and baconstrip and baconstrip and baconstrip and baconstrip and baconstrip and baconstrip and baconstrip and baconstrip and baconstrip and baconstrip and baconstrip and baconstrip

no, this is pathetic.

If you cover it in bacon, you're going to choke it. You're going to end up with a bird that takes too long to cook and ends up with a bunch of leathery bacon on the outside.

Put maybe one or two strips of bacon on the bird. Maybe stuff some inside, who fucking cares? But you're much better off cooking all that bacon separate and basting the bird with the liquid fat from the bacon.

OP is a retard. This bird is gonna be jank.

i want to see what it looks like cooked please

I used to have a shirt that said that. Someone stole it. So I stole their anal virginity.

it's funny cause it's true