who here ready for a /crypto/girlfriend ?
Who here ready for a /crypto/girlfriend ?
No.
Europeans are cucks like you
waar is dit homo
pretty insidious trick really
>bait thirsty crypto beta
>"user i love crypto! show me ur wallet!"
>dumps beta's wallet into her own when he's not around
>"user this isn't working out, you don't give me enough attention"
>you literally can't even prove she stole it
kek women have life on easy mode.
>blockchain tech
she "invested" in bitconnect
Onderaan staat nog gewoon Ivanna, idioot
:')
Would love to have a crypto girlfriend. Talk about shitcoins all day. Have sex, then afterwards, check your binance account. Fuck man. That's the life.
while you kankergays are playing with your blockfolio.....
Blockchain tech and cross fit are in no way related hoe can she put “etc.” what a retard
maybe that's a joke
Are ye gonna smash?
... You embarras yourself publicly?
She's Ukrainian.
Looking at her Facebook atm.
/ivanaaayv
Any user knows something fun to say in Ukrainian? I personally don't speak fake Russian.
unreal cringe
>not sure about bitcoin
>crossfit
>:D
This is cringe as fuck
>w-we're still early adopters right??
LMAO
Both are no substance, hype-driven fads.
holy fuck is this serious?
you are a self deprecating loser, jesus christ
Also, a real tip:
If a girl swipes right it means she wants to meet up. Don't make the mistake of doing too much small talk over Tinder, just make a few jokes and ask when she's free for coffee this weekend or next week.
is a homo erectus
real chads small talk as long as they want and STILL get the covfefe date this weekend
usual I try this and as soon as I suggest meeting up I go to ghostville
now I just match thots and never respond until they unmatch me
fake news
if you match and she doesn't want to meet up, tinder small talk wouldn't have changed that and at least you didn't waste more time. Many girls are just in it for the validation and attention
She has a child. Gl cuck.
kek, looking for a bitcoin provider
Is that crypto lark's wife?
>kankergays
>acting like a normie kankergay
topkek flikker
HAHAHAHAH
dropped
HAHAHA
I JUST MESSEGED HER THIS THREAD
OP FUCKED UP
lmfao
She sent me a screenshot of OPs Tinder and its cringe as fuck. should i post it?
23???
HAHA YES, I found her too.
First one on fb when I looked for ivanna lmao
Looks like a big lad, proper chad genes.
Now to just find a supportive father...
lmfao can someone please message her this thread and screencap
Just say, I would fuck you like krimea.
Ask her if she want to switch&smash
>:D
please yes
>crossfit
Fucking dropped
I sexually Identify as a stinky linky. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of delivering tamper-free smart contracts for individuals and institutions alike . People say to me that a person being a smart contract is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install 6 flat sides, a big mac and a permanent plaid shirt on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Linky” and respect my right to provide middleman free agreements and immediate resolution. If you can’t accept me you’re a linkophobe and need to check your blockchain privilege. Thank you for being so understanding
You have to get some humor in but make it a little dirty. Then ask if they'd want to meet up, then get their snapchat. If you have money you can flaunt your lifestyle on snapchat and they'll message you asking when they can grab a drink. Pretty easy
Looks like shes got some big tits hiding
>girl says she likes money
>wow we have a lot in common
> not starting the chat with 'Hey hey heyyyyyy. Wasa wasa wasaaaaaaaaa'
This is why biz will never make it
She's interested in Ethereum Classic idiots
At least it's a purebred. Could do worse.
YES, do it!
fucking kek'd thanks mate
Yep
>kilometer in the butt
how did you find out so fast wtf
How did you find her facebook, creeps
I will send her this thread lol
You type her name in facebook along with business school and its fucking easy to find.
Absolute brainlets not knowing how to use basic search features.
Show it midget
>hurr blockchain en crossfit
wat een aandachtssnol
opkankeren
en wat ben jij een kankerflikker trouwens, jezus christus
kys
OH NO NO NO
bump pls post more
I feel bad for this girl, you autists will spam her with your dick.gif :( Yeah she's a roastee but dammit why doxx
Meh looks like a healthy white baby boy that I could impart my values when im not fucking his mother. Every white child needs a supportive masculine father figure.
literally a cuck
How so?
she's a stupid fucking whore
i hope you're reading this you dumb bitch
Thanks just market sold 100k
Fucking dumped lol
I've been talking to her. Im convincing her to buy Link :) she's actually pretty cool.
Might see if i can maintain a friendship and get her to come to my country and fuck her and make cute white crypto children when we are rich from link.
>swipe like a madman, even swipe right on literal whales
>never get a match
JUSTed at work, JUSTed portfolio, JUSTed everywhere else
reeeeeee
have you tried showering? just b urself bro
Really solid advice. Be yourself and just do you man. Follow your dreams and do what you love most. Good, solid stuff.
Just GTL every day, m9
Why didn't you post it you fucking idiot
larping faggot
Things that didn't happen
Its not hard to talk to a woman especially when he facebook has been posted. I dont wanna get banned for doxing OP
that's wife material right there user, don't fuck it up
>dumps beta's wallet into her own when he's not around
anyone who lets this happen deserves it. christ.
this is fine for fucking sluts but how do i meet a woman who will like me for more than my snapchat flexes, user?
pls advise
>Single mother
>Wife material
LMAO
When in the history of Veeky Forums have people been banned for doxxing? Just blur out the name of you're so scared.
>bitcoin takes a dip
user, I don't think this relationship is gonna work out
Good job user at getting all those (You)'s
You're unironically the real winner in this thread
>Never trust a woman called Ivanna
>Never trust a woman
Global rule 4 dumb fuck
and ive been banned before for it so I know mods fucking do it.
>etc
kek shes knows whats shes doing
Why won't you deliver u fucking faggot
You have your (you)s sir. Please deliver...my family...they need this.
>haha I found you off a 4-chan thread
>engaging conversation ensues
fuck off you larping faggot