Who here ready for a /crypto/girlfriend ?

who here ready for a /crypto/girlfriend ?

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No.

Europeans are cucks like you

waar is dit homo

pretty insidious trick really

>bait thirsty crypto beta
>"user i love crypto! show me ur wallet!"
>dumps beta's wallet into her own when he's not around
>"user this isn't working out, you don't give me enough attention"
>you literally can't even prove she stole it

kek women have life on easy mode.

>blockchain tech

she "invested" in bitconnect

Onderaan staat nog gewoon Ivanna, idioot

:')

Would love to have a crypto girlfriend. Talk about shitcoins all day. Have sex, then afterwards, check your binance account. Fuck man. That's the life.

while you kankergays are playing with your blockfolio.....

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Blockchain tech and cross fit are in no way related hoe can she put “etc.” what a retard

maybe that's a joke

Are ye gonna smash?

... You embarras yourself publicly?

She's Ukrainian.
Looking at her Facebook atm.
/ivanaaayv

Any user knows something fun to say in Ukrainian? I personally don't speak fake Russian.

unreal cringe

>not sure about bitcoin
>crossfit
>:D

This is cringe as fuck

>w-we're still early adopters right??


LMAO

Both are no substance, hype-driven fads.

holy fuck is this serious?

you are a self deprecating loser, jesus christ

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Also, a real tip:

If a girl swipes right it means she wants to meet up. Don't make the mistake of doing too much small talk over Tinder, just make a few jokes and ask when she's free for coffee this weekend or next week.

is a homo erectus
real chads small talk as long as they want and STILL get the covfefe date this weekend

usual I try this and as soon as I suggest meeting up I go to ghostville

now I just match thots and never respond until they unmatch me

fake news
if you match and she doesn't want to meet up, tinder small talk wouldn't have changed that and at least you didn't waste more time. Many girls are just in it for the validation and attention

She has a child. Gl cuck.

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kek, looking for a bitcoin provider

Is that crypto lark's wife?

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>kankergays
>acting like a normie kankergay
topkek flikker

HAHAHAHAH

dropped

HAHAHA
I JUST MESSEGED HER THIS THREAD

OP FUCKED UP

lmfao

She sent me a screenshot of OPs Tinder and its cringe as fuck. should i post it?

23???

HAHA YES, I found her too.

First one on fb when I looked for ivanna lmao

Looks like a big lad, proper chad genes.
Now to just find a supportive father...

lmfao can someone please message her this thread and screencap

Just say, I would fuck you like krimea.

Ask her if she want to switch&smash

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>:D

please yes

>crossfit

Fucking dropped

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I sexually Identify as a stinky linky. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of delivering tamper-free smart contracts for individuals and institutions alike . People say to me that a person being a smart contract is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install 6 flat sides, a big mac and a permanent plaid shirt on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Linky” and respect my right to provide middleman free agreements and immediate resolution. If you can’t accept me you’re a linkophobe and need to check your blockchain privilege. Thank you for being so understanding

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You have to get some humor in but make it a little dirty. Then ask if they'd want to meet up, then get their snapchat. If you have money you can flaunt your lifestyle on snapchat and they'll message you asking when they can grab a drink. Pretty easy

Looks like shes got some big tits hiding

>girl says she likes money
>wow we have a lot in common

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> not starting the chat with 'Hey hey heyyyyyy. Wasa wasa wasaaaaaaaaa'

This is why biz will never make it

She's interested in Ethereum Classic idiots

At least it's a purebred. Could do worse.

YES, do it!

fucking kek'd thanks mate

Yep

>kilometer in the butt

how did you find out so fast wtf

How did you find her facebook, creeps

I will send her this thread lol

You type her name in facebook along with business school and its fucking easy to find.

Absolute brainlets not knowing how to use basic search features.

Show it midget

>hurr blockchain en crossfit
wat een aandachtssnol
opkankeren

en wat ben jij een kankerflikker trouwens, jezus christus

kys

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OH NO NO NO

bump pls post more

I feel bad for this girl, you autists will spam her with your dick.gif :( Yeah she's a roastee but dammit why doxx

Meh looks like a healthy white baby boy that I could impart my values when im not fucking his mother. Every white child needs a supportive masculine father figure.

literally a cuck

How so?

she's a stupid fucking whore
i hope you're reading this you dumb bitch

Thanks just market sold 100k
Fucking dumped lol

I've been talking to her. Im convincing her to buy Link :) she's actually pretty cool.
Might see if i can maintain a friendship and get her to come to my country and fuck her and make cute white crypto children when we are rich from link.

>swipe like a madman, even swipe right on literal whales
>never get a match

JUSTed at work, JUSTed portfolio, JUSTed everywhere else

reeeeeee

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have you tried showering? just b urself bro

Really solid advice. Be yourself and just do you man. Follow your dreams and do what you love most. Good, solid stuff.

Just GTL every day, m9
Why didn't you post it you fucking idiot

larping faggot

Things that didn't happen

Its not hard to talk to a woman especially when he facebook has been posted. I dont wanna get banned for doxing OP

that's wife material right there user, don't fuck it up

>dumps beta's wallet into her own when he's not around
anyone who lets this happen deserves it. christ.

this is fine for fucking sluts but how do i meet a woman who will like me for more than my snapchat flexes, user?
pls advise

>Single mother
>Wife material

LMAO

When in the history of Veeky Forums have people been banned for doxxing? Just blur out the name of you're so scared.

>bitcoin takes a dip
user, I don't think this relationship is gonna work out

Good job user at getting all those (You)'s
You're unironically the real winner in this thread

>Never trust a woman called Ivanna
>Never trust a woman

Global rule 4 dumb fuck
and ive been banned before for it so I know mods fucking do it.

>etc
kek shes knows whats shes doing

Why won't you deliver u fucking faggot

You have your (you)s sir. Please deliver...my family...they need this.

>haha I found you off a 4-chan thread
>engaging conversation ensues

fuck off you larping faggot