Popcorn

So much this. Also, the theatre where I live is ridiculously expensive, like 18$ per person, and popcorn and a drink is 15$+. With a bunch of people who won't shut up, or who bring little kids to some kind of politically charged thriller. big surprise when they're bored

>Ingredients: Yellow

It's not first class dining dimwit it's yellow popcorn from a theater. Nobody thinks it's healthy. Good job though.

>food is sometimes dyed
No way

>p-please keep enabling my shitty life choices ;_;

Going to need you to bring those goalposts back here, champ.

>"if I eat something one time for ten minutes in my entire 90 year life it will destroy it" NO FUN ALLOWED. STAY OFF THE GRASS ASSHOLE

>STAY OFF THE GRASS ASSHOLE
I mean to be fair, cunt kids should stay off my grass. It's my property and I work hard to take care of it, fuckers shouldn't be trespassing in the first place

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You can buy the shitty butter oil they use online bud