Jalapenos

I got a huge jar of sliced jalapenos for Christmas, please post ways I can get through them quickly

bash them over the head of the weirdo who thought giving you jalapenos would be a good christmas gift

Lots of nachos for handegg games.

Eat one slice every time you read something stupid

Make yalapino soup

Pizza

Put them on for me's.

He'll go through the entire jar in no time at this board.

Apply liberally to everything you eat, pussy

Pickled jalapeños are godly

I'm honestly not sure I want to know how a body would react to this but jalapeños

There's one slice already. Good job, op

make chilli

potatoes + sausage + eggs + pickled jalapenos + cheese + salsa

Breakfast burritos!

I honestly don't know how well ones intestines would handle an overconsumption of pickled jalapeno, or even regular jalapeno, will it make you ill to eat a bunch of jalapeno peppers like that normally?

Oh yeah, fucking this, pour in a couple of teacups/coffecups (depending on your taste) when cooking a pot of chili.
Don't forget the beans.

I put them on everything. Pizza. Spaghetti. Tacos. Popcorn. Just mix and match

put them on italian sandwiches

put them on a burger with cream cheese

put them in breakfast burritos

put them on nachos

Blend
Add 1:1 vinegar:brine

You now Jalapeno hot sauce

dice them and add them to a sandwich using the following configuration.

French bread, aka bolillo, aka American baguette.
cotto salami
black forest ham
cheese of choice
grainy mustard
lettuce, shredded if possible
a ton of diced peppers
other end of bread
press it if you must but this is a cold sandwich

That kinda sounds good actually.

Dice 'em into cream cheese and make man dip
Very good on tendies

I'd love to get a giant jar of jalapenos for xmas. I go through them too fast. they go through me too fast too.

The fuck is wrong with you? How can you say no to something that's useful?

It's a lot of fucking jalapeno, man, that's a gesture I'd appreciate. You'd probably sneer at getting like, ammunition or a tool for christmas.

I pickle me some peppers regularly. I put them on 'za, dogs, chili, korean pork stir fry, you name it. FYI, if you enjoy them like I do, then do yourself a favor and pickle them yourself.

Will they affect the flavor of each other in that pickling given the different colors and all?