Hey Veeky Forums. I think I've come up with a brilliant masterplan involving getting married and strategically divorcing, and I need your thoughts on it.
Before I get into the details, heres some background:
>21 yo >BSc Computer Science >unemployed for the last 3 months because no internship experience >kissless hugless friendless virgin
As you can see from my above, things aren't looking too rosy for me. I'm currently a NEET still living with my parents in the interim while I apply for jobs. Thing is, my parents have a little too much faith in me thinking the "world is my oyster" and I can literally work at Google, Tesla or even NASA if I just try hard enough. Long story short, I've already been rejected from Google and several other companies (+150 in total so far) for their hiring cycle this year. Basically I'm going to be a NEET for much longer unless I break the truth to my parents.
But no..why would I want to break bad news to my parents who have financially supported me for 21 years? They need a good return on their investment (i.e. me), right? So after thinking long and hard, and swallowing my pride, I've decided to finally get married. Or in other words, have a marriage arranged for me. Since I'm Indian, this will be easy to pull off and my parents would happily arrange one.
So here is the masterplan: >lie to my parents I have job lined up at Google next year >tell my parents I want an arranged marriage >they set up the wedding and pay for everything >according to dowry tradition, my wife's family gives up some of their assets to my family >get married >wife becomes a US citizen meaning she will stay loyal to me or else >move out of my parents and live in an comfy apartment in a different state with my wife paid by her dowry money >being married would give me the necessary endorphin and dopamine boost to motivate myself to apply to jobs, get Veeky Forums and become a normie/chad >once I have psychologically transitioned into a normie and can attract white or asian women by myself (which has been my end goal here), divorce indian wife if shes ugly. >if wife is hot, well then, guess I can settle for that and I would have won the game called life :^)
dude just stop, this is the dumbest thing I've ever read on the internet. seek professional help
Eli King
You're a complete fucking idiot. You don't think they're going to find out you're lying when you don't have baller cash like a typical Google employee? Also if you're a fucking KHV there's NO WAY you're going to get past their bullshit detector.
Ian Ramirez
>>wife becomes a US citizen meaning she will stay loyal to me or else great plan, definitely defrauding families and their daughters is a great idea, the dad definitely won't come and chop off your fucking head or anything
also: >thinking someone will stay loyal to you just because you got them citizenship lmfao once she's a citizen she doesn't have to stay married to your neet ass to keep it
Charles Diaz
>things aren't looking too rosy for me what the fuck dude there's nothing wrong with being a 21 year old with a compsci major and no job. I have a business degree(lol) and I got a comfy software dev job at 22 with 0 job or internship experience. My manager told me my code sample was way better than the other applicants' too.
Thomas Edwards
>being married would give me the necessary endorphin and dopamine boost to motivate myself to apply to jobs, get Veeky Forums and become a normie/chad It won't. That's like saying "I'll start next week". Excuses.
Joshua Martinez
>Take a huge "loan" (expected payback in family respect, social capital) based on fraudulent reported earnings that you cannot repay >Treat family only as a means to acquire money >Plan to just burn through money and wait for something to happen before you're out in the street >Propensity for grandiose plans based on shaky projections and a magic step in the middle where everything goes right for no reason You'll fit right in here.
Jacob Lewis
You need to stop pooing on the street. seriously. Also, can't you meet a wife at the local shitting street?
