Mfw I have guests over and they don't use the fucking cutting board and gets blade marks in my counter

>mfw I have guests over and they don't use the fucking cutting board and gets blade marks in my counter

Use them as a chopping board for such disrespect

I will. Nobody fucks with my shit like that.

Are you implying that they just throw food directly on the counter and cut it there?

This isn't real, i- is it?

>"Oh hey user, let me make the rice, you seem busy enough with the rest of the stuff."
>Later notice the rice is almost orange, and has fronds of... oh dear God."
"Oh, I wanted to make some saffron rice so I used what was left in your jar."
>I just bought that jar, it was brand fucking new.

I use this type of counter and I never had knife marks on it and I always know how many guests comes in and goes out and at what time.
I don't know why you having issues with it.
>rolls eyes

How much of a sissy bitch are you if you don't have the balls to tell guests to not chop up your counter?

Goddamn alcoholics

>sissy bitch
OP is sissy bitch. ha ha

If you ever wonder why you're a virgin or have no friends, this is the reason.

>go to friends
>hey user can you help chop x
>sure
>hands me a glass cutting board
>spend the next 20 minutes considering using a door stop to cut instead of their shit knives

>Forcing your guests to cook

You deserved it.

Rub their nose in it while repeatedly saying "NO" in a firm but calm tone.

kys

fug

>they hand you a ceramic meme knife
>it's less sharp than the nice shoe you decided to wear to impress the girls at the dinner
FUCK

from now on use only scissors to cut your food

>"user I never like it when you use the steel to sharpen my knives, you make them too sharp and I cut myself."
>mfw I look at them dead in the eyes and give the knife a few more strokes.

are you me? fucking shit, user

>cooking with someone else's cookware
>letting someone else cook with your cookware
Absolute lunacy

both my mom and step mom use the paring knife for EVERYTHING
my step moms paring knife has multiple gouges and chips
>try to sharpen it
>just buy a new fucking knife this isn't worth it

If i'm you then we both have tried the edge of our blades by shaving a little bit of hair off our arm to prove a point.

>Mom and I are making apple butter, so we have to peel a fuckton of apples.
>We have two paring knives, one new, one probably in the 50's.
>Run the old guy through the sharpener I have handy, Jesus fuck it has notches so big it could own Minecraft.
>Eventually it hones down, mom mocks me saying she go three apples done in that time.
>Start to peel the first apple from top to bottom in one ribbon.
>And the other.
>And the other.
>Just to be a dick, I pick one of the peels and show her the whole thing is intact.
>"Fucking showoff..."

objectively more dangerous cutting with a blunt blade
how are people so fucking retarded

I have shown them the notches in the blade before, trying to teach them what to look for and they kind of shrink away like the knife is going to jump at them.
I watched a guy who was getting PAID to fillet fish, saw on the damn thing with an oversize knife.
I let my autism get the better of me and asked him if the knife was sharp, and he ran it on the steel WITHOUT WASHING IT FIRST.
I saw fish meat falling off the fucking steel.

>too poor and worthless to have granite countertop

Go pick up some cans so you can buy some new vinyl.

My grandma's were this way, but she was also almost blind and clumsy.
Gave grandpas knives a mirror polish 15° edge last month

I refuse to use moms knives, and use the skinning style knife i keep in my truck when i have to cook there

Not having granite counter tops...Poors

Be thankful that Auntie Fee cooks with you.

Moron, you can still damage granite by chopping or cutting on it. Granite has microfractures. Kitchen designer here.

>Not having diamond coated knives.
Fucking peasants.

This always happens when I invite my modern samurai friends for dinner and they spar in my kitchen