What does cj think of a deconstructed burger?

What does cj think of a deconstructed burger?

imho i would feed to dog

It's missing the bun

Looks like something I'd make at home when I'm short on money.

Waste of good meat. Dropped.

Meme food.

It's gluten free

trash will like it

Paleo approves

cj approve

it's like diet soda

you're not being healthy you're just lying to yourself so drink a normal goddamn soda and eat a normal goddamn burger and don't be a pussy who asks for unsalted fries

>putting ketchup and a tomato on a burger
Fuck

>asks for unsalted fries
but then you get fresh ones straight outta tha frya and salt them yourself, also using less salt because they always put too much on.

str8 outta tha frya is too hot doe

and only shithole restaurants don't keep dey shit fresh

is that the numbah 6 with extra dip?

Where did you get the misguided idea that "deconstructed" was supposed to mean "healthy"? They have nothing to do with each other.

A "deconstructed" food isn't supposed to be healthier than the original, just a different presentation.

...and whatever OP has isn't even a deconstructed burger because it's missing a bread component.

chirashi burger, interesting, i'd eat it, with a side of bun, ofc

in fact i think this is a superior eay to eat burger, has many advantages
- not dislocating ones jaw
- not losing texture of the patty (or lettuce ftm) when you squeeze the burger
- having also visual pleasure not just taste buds
- eat burger with fork and knife, civilized way
- etc
ofc amerifats are gonna defend their antediluvial ways of devouring their only national food, but the world knows better, eh?

Then why use ground beef over steak?

This looks like something out of those 50s-60s horror/cook books. All it needs is a dollop of whipped cream and random jello cubes.

>different presentation
>a fucking burger

so basically it's hipster bullshit.
gotcha.

I should sell vegan burgers on gluten-free buns

The catch is that the burgers are made of seitan, which is 60%+ pure gluten, and the buns are made with eggs.