Today I am going to make a Big Mac, or Rustler, which is also a burger
I am going to put some lard in this pan without heating it first, and then grab a handful of mince and put it in next to the un-melted lard in hefty clumps as I do not own a machine and do not know how to shape things.
I'm going to use bread cakes from my local fish shop as I forgot to buy burger buns, and drench them in olive spread because olive spread is healthier than butter even though I just used literal lard for the burgers
I'm going to turn over these lumps of mince in the pan which I have not formed in any productive way other than with the slight grip of my palm as it was scooped up from the packet onto the pan. I will put these halves back together once they have cooked to form a semblance of a burger
I have given up on the half and half burger as I seem to have clumsily made the mince meat literal mince in the pan, so I will now be making mince sandwiches
My brain cannot comprehend the need for more than 3 ingredients, so I have left out the lettuce, the sauce, the onions, and the extra bun as that will potentially cause me to stroke
Here son, try my mince burger. I put mince in a pan and then onto a burger, is it nice?
Look, my kitchen is not a mess, it is because this one tile is missing. Now let's get into the cooking
I've made 2 meatballs. I grasped at some mince meat using my eyes and my depth perception, and when i felt contact I clawed at it and dipped it in some egg!
Make sure to grab at a lot of mince meat, and dip it in the egg!
I placed this on tin foil with lard on it. I will now heat it at a hot heat
You now take them out and scoop out the excess fat and egg from the tray and put them back in until they are edible
Make sure to turn them over as this sometimes means the meatballs fall apart in which case you can have minceballs
Ass you can see this mince and lard which was cooked for around 30 minutes with egg yolk looks quite nice. It will look nicer on top of these deep fried supermarket chips I bet. haha
Here is Kays Cooking! CHICKEN KIEVS is the meal of the day.
I can't seem to get my spoon into this jar! Be right back with a smaller spoon! Big spoons LOL!
I have my smaller spoon, now let's spoon in this garlic! Do not worry, kievs need garlic so put as much as you have in! Keep hitting that jar side with the spoon for maximum noise and fun!
Olive spread is always an important ingredient. Get a slab of olive spread and mix it in the with jarred garlic with another spoon. Don't use the same spoons!
Now it's time to get your scissors out, as you will be cutting into some chicken!
Cut away at the fibers of the chicken with no real semblance of a pouch to store your filling! An Abstract cut is the best way to do this, trust me I have several brain tumours.
Put it in the oven for 50 minutes, and you're done!
Make sure to use a metal spoon against your metal tray, as this will scrape up any residue on the tray, making for an extra tasty treat!
Spoon on top the water residue which had being injected into these cheap chicken breasts in production for a sauce. Why buy a sauce when the manufacturers inject a great glaze into the chicken for free?
You don't need anything else, just the chicken and water residue, mixed with fat and iron shaving from scratching the tray will do!
her Q and A made me pretty sad desu she is a widow, and a lollipop lady although she is of course the queen of /ck i found myself feeling sadness for her. however her constant laughter, despite the disgusting food, has shown me maybe i can be happy, and not a depressed, alcoholic weeb
Jose Anderson
oh of course. no hate on her character, she seems like a lovely lady, but her cooking is worthy of a laugh.
Brody Edwards
Lazy fuck, at least wait for the thread on /tv/ to die before copy pasting.
Dylan Russell
b-but i edited a few words for it to be coherent. :(
Oliver King
Jesus christ
Isaiah Fisher
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Blake Diaz
How does she think those meat balls are okay? Buy fucking frozen ones if you're gonna make shit like that.
Jason Richardson
Today I am not going to cook, I am going to make a sandwich! But toasting it.
As you can see, I do toasties my own way.
As you can see it looks like I just scooped a lot of butter on here, but your eyes deceive you as I didn't put a lot of butter on here, it just looks buttery cos It's butter, but it's not butter it's olive spread. Just trust me!
I am going to unroll a lot of processed ham, a couple of slices...up to 5 on top of one side of the bread!
That is all you need inside of a toastie, I will now close it. Ham and olive spread.
You now put it under fire.
Turn them over even though the oven will have evenly cooked both sides of the bread. You can take them out now, or put them in for another 5 minutes and have an extra charred taste.
>myy son cant have cheese >lather his breadcake in butter nigga wat
the stove lights up purple. thats cool
Anthony Rogers
kek
Jack Phillips
Thanks for making this thread!
Kay is the queen of Veeky Forums and official ambassador of British cuisine to the world.
Kay is love, Kay is life.
Joseph Jenkins
Genuinely amazed that someone who clearly enjoys cooking could put so little care into it. Spend literally five fucking seconds shaping the patties you fat worthless cunt, fuck! If I were to tell her that in the comments there'd probably be a small army of similar retards telling me to fuck off because she's doing it "her way." Like that's a fucking excuse for being this lazy. I can forgive stupid, but she's clearly also lazy and doesn't give a shit about doing things well.
The fat bitch deserves to have her disgusting mug smashed with that utterly ruined frying pan.
Blake Diaz
>/myway/
Brandon Wood
Thread reported.
Joseph Murphy
>that constant panting >all that fucking lard >using a knife instead of a spatula >nothing to bind the burger meat >her other videos are just as bad
I suddenly feel like a culinary genius
Like I see videos like this on Veeky Forums all the time and it just fucking baffles me how people can be this terrible
Mason Anderson
Announcing reports is against the rules
I sincerely hope that the mods see to it that you're dealt with in an adequate fashion
Blake Richardson
Fuck off back to /tv/, retard. You're fucking cancer to this board.
Colton Carter
>flagrant violation of the board rules >respond with unwarranted aggression and senseless vitriol when confronted with this fact
You're clearly a valuable asset to Veeky Forums
Kevin Sanders
Found this in the comments section of her "Big Mac" video. Is she genuinely retarded or does she not read a single comment?
Anthony Perez
This 'McDonalds' legal representative does not possess the level of grammar and punctuation I would expect from a legal professional. In any case a protest of infringement has to take the form of a written letter under UK law. tl;dr the guys a troll and she knows it.
Sebastian Thompson
If you believe that bullshit then you're a bigger retard than her.
Ah, yes, Youtube comments, the preferred method of delivering legal notices.
Landon Rivera
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES
Daniel Ward
The small army are literally fueling her ego so when the reality hits her the fallout will be bigger
Think of the payoff user, its gonna be great
Jaxon Allen
do we know how her husband died?
Ethan Myers
Food poisoning
Nicholas Allen
Wtf is a lollipop lady
Joseph Adams
If he was anything like the son I'm guessing coronary infarction. That kid is doomed and I hate her for doing that to him.
Without looking it up I'm guessing the "lollypop" is a handheld sign and she stands around managing traffic all day with it. You know, a job that could and should be replaced by a traffic light or just some lines drawn on the road?
Joseph Scott
He had a little too much of c/Kay/'s patented motor oil eggs.
Ryder James
A pointless profession kept around for the sake of tradition because apparently kids are too stupid to cross the road by themselves
They get pissy if you ignore them and just cross the road by yourself ahead of them especially if the kids follow you
I think another reason is to help traffic. I've been stuck waiting for fucking ages on many occasions where crowds of people are just surging across crossings. Even worse when theyre kids. A traffic guard sort of acts like a traffic light.
Ayden Clark
Hi I'm new to ck. I sometimes drop in for webms and general tips. I don't know anything about this "kay".
I read op and thought oh it's an American fatass. Read entire post and see YouTube video. Start video.
America I am sorry for my bigotry.
I love these kinds of brilliant/terrible cookery videos though. The Fat American dude on YouTube who concocts insane recipes and eats them himself with a look of "hmm tastes like crap" who seems to be some kind of ck meme wins hands down but all these are a laugh.
Jaxson Lopez
i really, really, really hate this bitch, and want to hack her up with a machete like some nigger from africa genociding a neighboring tribe.
James Hernandez
Furiously masturbating bigger. I know you are here you fuck how DARE you insult kay, shaming her about family guy. Family guy isn't even a fucking anime you piece of fucking shit. Your wife's son deserved to cry I thought you liked kay. And wanted to support her channel growth. She is too fine a specimen to leave in the dark. I guess I was wrong about you..........fucking cuck. Sleep with one eye open.
Cooper Cook
Sup
Hudson Rivera
Who is this albino Jabba?
Camden Moore
shame on you
Blake Flores
what does KAY have against seasoning?
Brody King
butter does not contain lactose sir
Jose Wilson
sounds like joseph got counter-trolled :D
Daniel Wilson
Why is this fucking /tv/ tier thread still up?
Cooper Rivera
Veeky Forums See kay run See kay RUN TO THE HILLS!
Brandon Jenkins
It's relevant to the people of Veeky Forums. Everyone is interested in her recipes, everyone likes to learn how average British people cook in their homes. Maybe go back to a coffee thread.
