A long long time ago I can still remember how Those gains used to make me smile And I knew if I just bought the dip That I could make it big O’ what a trip And maybe I’d be happy for a while
But 2018 made me shiver With every sell order they delivered Bad news on the crypto slump I couldn't take one more dump I can't remember if I cried When I read about how Gox had lied All my bags were emptied and dried The year that crypto died
So Bye, bye cryptocurrency ride Sold my money to the ponzi but the ponzi was dry And them good ole neets were postin’ pinks in reply Posting this'll be the day that I die This'll be the day that I die