Wagyu beef

Friend bought me a wagyu sirloin steak for christmas how should i prepare it?

Toaster oven, ketchup and salt

In a lukewarm pan, coated with a mixture of water, oil, salt, pepper, and garnished with a buttfoar.

Bring a pot of milk up to boil and gentally place the steak therein

Meanwhile prepare some jellybeans by removing the protective plastic package

Once steak has boild in milk for about 6 minutes remove and place onto plate

IMPORTANT: let the steak rest for a couple minutes

Now top with jellybeans and a sauce made from the leftover milk and enjoy.

In all seriousness let it get to room temp and pat it with a paper towel so it's dry its dry. Hit the top with course salt and black pepper.

Add a little butter to a hot pan and drop it in there salt and pepper side down. Add s&p to the other side and just look at it for 5 minutes, then flip, then another 5 minutes. While it's resting on the cutting board for a few minutes microwave a bag of broccoli or something.

whats a buttfoar

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wow

just wow

turn it into cheesesteaks. slice it thin, saute it in a pan with some onions and peppers. melt some cheese on top and serve it in a bun.

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fuck

macguffin

For pooping silly.

Nice

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cook it over hot coals or throw it away

>paper towel
Use a proper one cause if you use a thin one your steak will be full of paper pieces. I wouldnt know cause I wouldnt ever do that. I dont want to talk about it.

>Add s&p to the other side and just look at it for 5 minutes, then flip, then another 5 minutes.
Depending on the heat 5 minutes on each side is not well (pun intended) for the steak.

Blue rare.

include me in screecap

imho would feed to dog

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Screencap for what?

It depends on who you ask

>hurr randomly zooming in on the punchline makes it funnier durr

kill yourself

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fuck you retarded newfag

Go back to r/Veeky Forums, cunt.

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It's related to a dikfoar

what's a dikfoar?

>be on Veeky Forums so long that you want it to stop being Veeky Forums

YOU're the problem, buddy. start boozin to drown out that cynicism, or leave.

Fuck yeah, my sporadic shitposting finally made it into a screenshot.

>tfw was first reply and now I'm in a memeshot
F A M O U S

hopefully you have a cast iron.
oil, salt and peppa.
heat the oven to 500f with the cast iron in it.
let it sit for 5 minutes.
throw that bitch in it
2.5 mins.
flip.
2.5 mins.
rest 3-5 mins.
medium rare.