Tfw eating pistachios

>tfw eating pistachios
>tfw get one that doesn't have a crack and won't open

>tfw can't open 40% of the pistachios in a bag

For me, I use a shell from an opened pistachio to pry open the tough ones, it is my favorite foodie technique.

Well damn that worked really well. But then you have ones like this that are completely sealed from every angle. Only a hammer is getting this fucker opened.

>tfw bought pistachios and didn't realize they're unsalted

>that one pistachio that tastes like a rotten, bitter, sulfurous, ass pellet

use your chompers boy

Fuck i hate that

>binge on delicious pistachios
>feel the pain of a thousand stabs in your loins
>shit a brick of ultradense black matter after a couple hours

why something so delicious has to bring me such insufferable pain?

I once won the shit lottery and got three in a row...

Can't say I've ever had this happen.
Do you consume alcohol with your pistachios?

I feel that killing yourself because you were unable to open a pistachio is an extreme over reaction

What makes them taste that way?
REEEeeeeeeeeeee......

>tfw eating pistachios
>tfw can't end up and inevitably end up consuming 1500kcl for a snack

I don't know why, but I can't tolerate the green fuckers

still, I'd eat them from time to time just because of their sheer deliciousness and man up for the consequences

Urghk. I hate that.

just think of the gains

imho would throw at dog if bad

I experienced these feels 2 days ago.

Did this and it worked.

>tfw you eat so many pistachios that your fingers get sore

this board is fucking weird

Pistachios would be dyed red to hide ones with rotted shells