Cook something for someone

melon

if you're "cooking for someone" and don't take their likes and dislikes into account, you're only cooking for your own ego.

i was cooking for myself and offering the extra

>put some crush red pepper on something
or
>put mild salsa out

"HAHA Whoa user trying to give me heart burn? I'm not looking to eat all that spicy stuff and blow an O ring later HAHA.

Another thing

"Oh man user you try that Siracha thing, duuude man I can't see how you stand that spicy stuff. You must really have some strong bowels HAHA!"

One of my top triggering things

and they declined.
so why are you butthurt?
>waaah stop not liking things I like

WOW SPERG

the sperg is you
choosing to take offense over nothing
more spicy food for you

melon

good job retard. you make up the story that you cook for someone to make it seem like you're the victim, then when someone tells you you're being a butt hurt little bitch you get mad. Your friend did nothing wrong you self entitled cuck.

Samefag.

>Order pizza at work usually once every 2 weeks on payday or something
>Order large because an 18 inch 1-topping is like 12 bucks or something so totally worth it either way
>Offer some to the rest of the office/coworkers, never ask for money just for anyone
Repsonses ever fucking time
>Whoa user you got pepperoni/onion on this? Trying to give us all heartburn? What ever happened to (topping I don't like or the place charges extra for).
>user all that bread is going to make you fat! Carbs do that to you.(I'm the thinnest and fittest in the office).
>Damn user I am trying to lose weight! Why do you order pizza on Fridays(then talk about how they are going to the bar later that night).

>Cooking for someone without knowing their preferences

If you're not that close why should they trust any toxic sludge you make. Way to waste your food

Next time come on pizza

No OP but sounds like a double fault.

Guest didn't ask what was being made
OP didn't check to see if guest would like it

If Op did that "it's a secret" crap then it is totally his fault

okay thank you

No, it's completely OP's fault because if you take anyone from a Nordic country, or even Europeans, Americans are from European descent, you'll find there's not... I'm sure many pretend to like it, but spiciness is not the white way. It's definitely not the Nordic way. And I'm going to explain why.

Spiciness is degenerate, spiciness is anti-white. I don't mean to say that in any trivial way. In what it represents, spiciness is degenerate. What it means to spice up your food is to cause yourself agitation. To agitate your tongue. To cause you pain. To cause you a sensation, this new sensation, you might start shifting in your chair like "aah! that's hot!"

Here's the thing about spice, once you go from spicing food to making food spicy you've crossed into the realm of degeneracy. You're gonna be welcomed by Arab sheikhs and fucking la cucaracha dances. I don't mean this as a joke. If spicy food is something you enjoy then it's a sign of a degenerated spirit.

And it's these mud races that are so obsessed with spicy food, they're obsessed with agitation. They live in these climates where it's just sand, blowing in the wind. Or they might live in a muddy tropical forest where it's all gooey and slop-slop everywhere; it's constantly changing. But in the far North, what do we have? We have ice. There we have a true symbol. A way to orient ourselves, I suppose you'd say.

Spice is really a symbol of total decadence. If you enjoy causing pain to yourself, why is that? It's a thirst for total agitation that these lowers races are so much more... It's so much more sensual than the Hyperborean race. And it's not a plus. Hyperboreans have the true strength. Ice is strong. Sand you can just throw it to the wind, or you know... Disgusting... you can step on some mud, throw it away. You cn disperse it easily. But you have to smash ice.

So don't eat spicy food from a fucking salsa bowl, drink from the cool ice of your hyperborean ancestors.

what the fuck am I reading?

Capsicum doesn't do a whole lot for flavour.

Like tannins in wine and alcohol in general it's one of those things in food you simply need to become accustomed to, so you can actually taste something underneath. It's a rite of passage.

Thanks for clearing that up.

Is this how you justify having no rythm as well?
>we don't have rhythm cus we white n shiet

Don't for get to tip on your way out.

Picky eaters in general are the worst. I don't even hate them for it, I'm just disappointed that their taste buds suck.

>go out with someone
>they get a topping EASILY removable
>"Oh no I said no , I need to send it back"

>People have pizza without onion
???

This is the longest "stop liking what I don't like" post I have ever seen.

Depends on the place but overall onions are good on pizza. Just depends how much they charge for additional toppings. 2.50 per extra topping? fuck that

>put a single habanero instead of 5 since my family can't handle heat
>family is hiccuping, red faced and angry at me

>Cook Tomato Soup for family
>Put in a tiny little 1/2 teaspoon of Gochujang Korean hot pepper paste to season it and add a nice heat
>Serve to my family
>They start eating
>Suddenly my mother screams 'user THIS IS FUCKING CHILI SOUP'
>look at dad
>eyes are watering, snot dripping out of his nose
>'user YOU FUCKING MADE IT SPICY, I TOLD YOU WE DON'T EAT SPICY FOOD'
>'user WHAT DID YOU PUT IN THIS?'
>'j-j-ust some korean pepper paste'
>mother flips
>'KOREAN? ALL KOREAN FOOD IS SPICY WHY DO YOU THINK THE SERVICEMEN IN KOREA ARE ALWAYS BLACK ITS BECAUSE BLACKS LIKE SPICY FOOD'
>they get up and refuse to eat the soup
>eat 4 servings of soup by myself

it wasn't spicy. How do people tolerate heat so poorly?

>not putting the cayenne pepper/chili powder/salsa post-cooking or on the side when cooking for a new person

You brought this on yourself, OP.

Horrible hospitality. Just order a pizza at this point.

but the n my chicekn wont soak in the spicey :/

wtf I hate being white now

this is my family. i learned to just let go and make their shit mild. i wouldn't even call it mild, i can't even seem to add a dash of cayenne without them noticing. i just spice up my servings individually. they're missing out though

>eat 4 servings of soup by myself
How do people do this? It's like you people are super sayins, only without all the good stuff that goes with it.

probably because they never acclimate themselves to it

I love spicy food and almost every time I go to a restaurant and get something "spicy", it's fucking bland

people are convinced they're eating really spicy shit when they're not

>go to thai restaurant
>try pad thai for the first time
>thai lady stops by table
>"ok we have spicy 1-4"
>what's a 4
>"4 will make you cry you no want 4, get 2"
>I kind of want a 4... but whatever, 2 it is
>get lv. 2 pad thai
>not spicy at all
>very disappointed

>order chinese takeout
>menu says "we make hot and spicy to order"
>I want szechuan chicken, extra spicy
>get szechuan chicken
>hardly spicier than normal

my love of spicy food started with a mall chinese place that really would make it spicy when you asked
...but not anymore, unfortunately

>order anything off any menu that says "ghost pepper" or "habanero"
>9/10 times it's not spicy

the only shit I can find that has enough heat are ghost pepper flakes I order off Amazon, that I liberally sprinkle on my food when I want to feel the burn

oh, then there was the one time I went to the Mexican burrito place in my college town

>go into burrito place
>start to order burrito
>Mexican guy working behind counter
>get up to where he asks what salsa I'd like on my burrito
>hottest thing you got
>"you like it hot, ese? I got just the thing"
>guy reaches underneath counter and pulls out a fucking 24 oz paper pepsi cup
>takes lid off
>pours mysterious red sauce on my burrito
>shit was like liquid fire
>so fucking delicious

thank you based Mexibro

>white """""""people"""""""""

What the fuck kind of shit posting is this?

People like you make me proud for my imaginary central asian heritage

cry more fucking shitskin

that good literature

I'd kick that faggot out of my fucking house.

>cook something for someone
>"waaah i dont like spicy food"
Really, Veeky Forums, is this what it's come to?

>cook something
>forget it's supposed to be for someone and just do whatever
>spaz out when they don't like it
autism

>being spicy makes it better

Tell me about it. My roommate doesn't like "Indian or Greek" food. Two whole cuisines , thrown right out of the fucking window. This is also a guy who claims to appreciate good food.

Here's a "hyperborean" snack for you, faggot

Spicy food is for non whites.

Get over that fucking wall Paco.

Yes!

This post is true.

Whites are literally the only people who matter, you know that right?

If you were going to make them something you should have at least asked if they like things spicy, if you make them something they don't like they don't have any obligation to eat it.

Wow user, you must be like a detective or something.

TLDR: "I'm insecure about my race and wish people only liked what I like"

spicy is an objectively shit flavour only used if you have to work with very low quality stuff

You say that like you've never even seen a picture of pizza without onion

Spiciness and heat are a crutch used by shit cooks to cover up how little they know about flavor profiles. That's why blacks love themselves some spicy hot cheetos and drown everything in Frank's hot sauce.

I'm white and love spicy food, most of the people who complained were actually non white or grew up near mexico

It literally isn't. Spicy food can do world of wonders for food.

The problem is when most people think hot they think "only thing I can taste", there are tons of hot sauces, peppers, and other things that can not be overbearing but add to the taste and flavor of the meal in a positive way

Is this the post-ironic irony I've heard so much about?

No its some mega aspie from /pol/

U mad trip?

It's just some shit posting faggot desperately trying to troll.

more for me then, ya spice wienie

And how many people that are using hot sauce and spicy ingredients doing it with a balance of flavors that cooperate in mind? Not many

Well done.

You guys really are a bunch of spergs. Some people feel more pain from capsaicin because they aren't exposed to it enough to develop a tolerance, and this triggers you for some reason. How autistic do you have to be to lack basic empathy?

>Not asking the person if there's anything in particular that they really don't like
I bet you don't even make sure they don't have any allergies, you failure of a cook.

I might not like certain food, but I'd still eat it out of respect.

>Family is Mexican (All legal btw, inb4 /pol/shits)
>Mom makes something really spicy one night
>Take a bite
>"Holy shit that's hot"
>Dad takes a bite
>"You're right, that is hot"
>Mom and brother take a bite
>Now we all know that yes, it's really fucking hot
>We're all crying from the spiciness but we're still laughing at each other's pain
>Enjoy dinner with each other because we're a family and, despite the spiciness, the food is really damn good

I don't get this whole "family literally wants to murder me for making something spicy" meme. Is it a white people thing?

>friend cooks something for mates and me
>spicy sirloins in mushroom-vanilla sauce
>can't stand spicy food too much but eat that delicious sirloin anyways
>2 hours later
>it has begun
>flee to the toilet
>it's already rumbling in there like igniting a flame thrower
>pull pants down and sit on the throne of ascension
>no pushing required, jettison the partially digested sirloin steak into the toilet
>rigorous farting and splashing sounds spills into the living room
>"god damn, user! are you ok in there?"
>it's too late, my tantric force is increasing while my eyes roll into the back of my head in ecstacy and release
>it's done
>spend several minutes cleaning the toilet and clearing the air
>walk back into the living room
>"So, I can't tolerate spicy food that well..."

fag fag

>eating food you're not enjoying because your family is too poor to get a new meal of some description

this is the part white people don't get

t. white person

>first time in UK
>can't wait to try indian that isn't south/vegetarian [where i'm from has one of the largest populations of hindus in America but they're all vegetarian, food is still good but I wanted to try lamb korma and all that]
>used to American "spicy" food that isn't spicy at all and made for babies
>go to indian place
>order vindaloo because Lister always ate it and Lister is a boss
>guy behind counter gives me a strange look but takes my order anyway
>get vindaloo, expect that it will be mildly spicy just like anything in America that claims it's spicy
>my face melts off
>the next day, i'm on the toilet in agony

the Indians over here don't fuck around.

>went through the time and effort to make a delicious (non-microwave or ready-to-eat) meal for somebody
>has never once said they didn't like spicy food
>didn't say it while they were COOKING the spicy food
>waits until it's done to fucking complain about a free meal
It's not even like OP said their gut couldn't handle it, it's literally "i don't like it >:("

>spicy sirloins in mushroom-vanilla sauce

You probably ingested some of his feces.

I've had some Indian in the UK. Some of their dishes are spicier than 99% of the food you'd find in India. Trouble it most of them don't have the depth of flavor to go with it. Basically just garlic, tomato, onion, cream and chilli. If you want actual good Indian outside India, unless you're lucky enough to be close to the handful of good places in the west, best bet is making it yourself. There are a lot of ingredients but the techniques aren't that hard for most stuff.

I think your experience might be the unusual one. The only time I've had a curry matching your description, it was either served in Weathetspoons or it came in a plastic wrapper. Whenever I've ordered curry from a restaurant or take-away, it has been heavily spiced and aromatic, regardless of heat level.

I love eating spicy food but it always burns the fuck out of my asshole the next day. I don't eat spicy food anymore not because I don't like the taste but because I don't want to have to excrete molten lead the day after.

on some real shit tho, what did you expect?

>chili competition at my gradschool
>upping my normal size so i still had 5 habaneros
>add extra beans and corn and the end because it is still a little spicy
>vast majority still complain about it being painfully spicy
>random guy whose a picky eater likes it
i still make fun of them for it, but deep down i'm just disapointed

anecdotal ""evidence""

guaranteed replies

>what's that WASP mother... you don't like hot ethnic food?
>well great, how was I supposed to know that!?

remember it's not autistic if you are a selfish cunt on purpose

it's autists who can't take criticism, and the occasional sperg who will flip out because they didn't get served something to their exact tastes.

yeah m8, Its seems odd considering our natural cuisine but brits really do have an appetite for spicy food. I've eaten "spicy" food all throughout europe but at most its only ever just a mild tingle. The English understand heat.

Is it possible to be allergic to capsaicin? A friend of mine claims she has that allergy; if she so much as smells something spicy her airways close up/she can't breath. Lie or truth?

Truth. It's not common but it's a real thing.

Good to know, gonna keep making sure that there are no peppers within her vicinity.

Maybe if you got off the oxy you'd actually be capable of producing endorphins.

>spicy
>vanilla

Fuck you

I have a friend who will not eat any vegetables. I've only ever seen him eat tacobell burritos, pizza, and cheeseburgers. It's horrible to cook for him since my dishes are primarily made with veg so that i can save money on meat. Last time i cooked for him he didn't want to eat the stirfry i made so gave him rice, a small cut of meat, and a fried carrot.