How are you supposed to eat asparagus?

How are you supposed to eat asparagus?

I've heard rumors it's supposed to be eaten by hand, but that might but just an upper class ruse to smoke out the peasants.

With a knife and fork you retarded fuck

With a knife and fork.

>eating eat with hands
Asparagus usually isn't served by shithole countries like Mexico, India, or Africa, so no.

With your mouth

is asparagus the most pretentious fruit?

>preheat oven to 425
>bend stalk so it snaps, throw out the lower portion
>drizzle olive oil and toss with the spice of your choice (or just salt)
>bake for 15-20 minutes

God tier. Try not to eat it more than once or twice a week, it can cause kidney stones.

>bend stalk so it snaps, throw out the lower portion

This is an old wives tale. You can just cut .5 to 1 in from the end with a knife. If the ends aren't hard and woody after you cut, you're set

fun

Didn't know that, interesting.

I'm still gonna snap it because I like the sound, don't EVER tell me how to live my life again.

>Africa is a country

I have a book on Victorian era etiquette. They say to eat it with a fork.

You are correct.

2 countries acktually central Africa and south Africa

That's for serving it off the platter, not eating it. It's eaten with a standard fork.

is correct. I have a Tiffany silverware set given to me from my great grandmother. Figuring out what is what is fucking hard and takes a little bit of research.

Indeed.

Indeed, you can use your hands to eat them (like poultry, it's allowed to eat poultry by hand too) but it's more in a familiar typ of situation. . Most people will use a fork when in restaurants. ..

>can cause kidney stones.
Wut??????

>This is an old wives tale
This...
or you have really shitty woody asparagus ..

Autism is strong here...

Sautéed in olive oil and then salted

And then you eat it with a fuckin fork

I always thought it prevented kidney stones

asparagus soup with a spoon

its a eurofag thing