How are you supposed to eat asparagus?

How are you supposed to eat asparagus?

I've heard rumors it's supposed to be eaten by hand, but that might but just an upper class ruse to smoke out the peasants.

With a knife and fork you retarded fuck

With a knife and fork.

>eating eat with hands
Asparagus usually isn't served by shithole countries like Mexico, India, or Africa, so no.

With your mouth

is asparagus the most pretentious fruit?

>preheat oven to 425
>bend stalk so it snaps, throw out the lower portion
>drizzle olive oil and toss with the spice of your choice (or just salt)
>bake for 15-20 minutes

God tier. Try not to eat it more than once or twice a week, it can cause kidney stones.

>bend stalk so it snaps, throw out the lower portion

This is an old wives tale. You can just cut .5 to 1 in from the end with a knife. If the ends aren't hard and woody after you cut, you're set

fun

Didn't know that, interesting.

I'm still gonna snap it because I like the sound, don't EVER tell me how to live my life again.

>Africa is a country