Apples

granny smith is goat if you like tart apples

God Tier
>Pink Lady
>Empire
>Braeburn
>Gala

High Tier
>Granny Smith
>Fuji
>Honeycrisp

Mid Tier
>McIntosh
>Golden Delicious

Low Tier
>Red Delicious

Only buy Red Delicious if you're looking to create an aesthetically pleasing centerpiece that is not meant to be consumed. The quality of Red Delicious apples has declined precipitously since the 1930s.

You get Ingrid Marie in the states? Absolute god tier

>god tier
granny smith is the only correct answer
>pretty good tier
anything that isn't those mushy yellow ones, the half red half gold ones are alright
>shit tier
those shitty mushy yellow ones

Red Gala and Granny Smith are the only apples you should eat and all the others are shit.

Dude no please

Honeycrisp
Pink Lady
Fuji
Granny Smith
Jazz
Red Delicious

Michigan here (so we know our apples) and my mom's favorites were Golden Delicious but she became a Honeycrisp fan (as did I) when they started coming around.

Forgot my pic;

>tfw live in British Columbia, home of God tier apples
Y'all niggas don't know shit about ambrosias and Pacific rose