What are you gonna cook for Christmas Veeky Forums?

What are you gonna cook for Christmas Veeky Forums?
Any bright ideas to impress your family/friends/in-laws?
I'm thinking of making this bomb ass stew
Planning on letting it simmer for at least 24 hours
Sharre your plans cu/ck/s

rice and beans for one like every other night same old same old. alone in my apartment again.

That long a simmer won't improve it, user. Even braises can get overcooked.

Gonna make my bomb-ass buttered cabbage.

>greasy shits all around hohoho

I'm taking over the turkey. I've already warned my mother that she will hear awful noises coming from the kitchen, but she is - under no circumstance - to come try to rescue a bird that a) is already dead and b) she plans to cook to death anyway.

I'm going simple and traditional enough - butter basting, a bit of sage, thyme, parsley and marjoram jammed under the skin on the breasts, but instead of leaving the bird whole, I'm cockspatching it. Instead of stuffing, I'm doing a double drip pan - one with mirepoix, gizzards, and some bones for gravy, and suspended in/over that, the dressing.

She can do up all the veg and dessert - she makes great sprouts, potatoes, etc., but her oldschool ideas on poultry always lead to dessication.

You're supposed to eat it like so. Imagine that the rat is an asparagus and the reptilian is an upperclass person. Don't forget to dip the rat in some hollandaise sauce before ingesting, you horrible poor person.

my gf is gonna make lomo which is like a Mexican stuffed pork tenderloin. Probably have some roasted potatoes, salad, etc as well

wrong thread buddy

gonna get a frozen pizza. Might go with Screaming Sicilian as it looks the least depressing and maybe make some hot cider with cinnamon sticks to swirl around in

taco salad

- ground beef with taco seasoning
- olives
- sour cream
- shredded lettuce from a bag
- mexican cheese
- grape tomatoes
- chips

throw chips in bottom of bowl

add the salad shit on top of it.

they asked for this. it was not my idea.