Face it /pol/ a well done pizza is the best food known to man, and it is the pinnacle of substance evolution according to nutrition and taste. I'm tired of leftists demoting this food product when the only thing making it "unhealthy" is the salt and the fats added to frozen pizzas, and places like Dominos which only make abominations. An authentic, and well-crafted pizza, is one of the healthiest foods that could be created.
I agree but this should really be a Veeky Forums thread
Seriously though fuck you now I want to order a pizza
Anthony Cruz
>Eating the gluten jew >eating pork
Brody Richardson
I work at a pizzeria but I'm trying to avoid eating pizza because my cholesterol is getting high. Enriched grains and most animal fats aren't good for that.
It can be red pilled, if you grow and prepare it yourself.
American mass produced McPizza is total blue pilled prole chow
Luis Torres
Fuck off hipster muslim
Eli Rogers
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Charles Ward
Quiet you mudslime jew
Jaxson Foster
t. Alberto Barbini
Kevin Flores
>pizza red pilled >not a burger
Whatever you say. A burger has all of that AND is portable.
Gavin Nguyen
wwyd?
Grayson Kelly
>Vegetables
Most pizza doesn't have vegetables. Tomatoes are fruit. Peppers are fruit.
As someone who is stuck on a gluten free diet for actual medical reasons, if you CAN eat it, DO. Barley, rye, wheat, spelt and other gluten containing grains are good, low cost sources of micronutrients and you shouldn't cut them out if you don't need to.
Corn based pasta is pretty tits, though.
Bentley Turner
Exactly
Gluten is only bad for people who are specifically allergic to it. Like those who actually have a verifiable medical condition.
For everybody else there is literally nothing wrong with gluten that anybody can prove.
Elijah Peterson
fuck off, pizzas are just over priced hot sandwiches in filthy Italian form. Stay away from the pizza jew.
Joshua Walker
Allergies are actually pretty rare, though by far the most dangerous to your health.
There are a number of different types of intolerance, though. Symptoms can be gastrointestinal, dermatological, endocrinological and even neurological. Long term consumption of it when you can't process it will seriously ruin your life.
Alexander Reed
Excess of gluten in the diet produces slow transit, not life risky, but annoying.
Austin Reed
If your body can't process it, it treats it as a foreign body and attacks it. It can cause a bunch of different autoimmune disorders.
If you have Hashimoto's hypothyroidism, go get checked for antigliadin antibodies. It's only about 80% accurate (false negatives possible), though it's just a simple blood test so you might as well.
Xavier Stewart
Sounds like somebody has never had Durian pizza.
Cooper Young
>Durian.
The spiky green Southeast Asian fruit is at turns worshipped and reviled for its unmistakable odor (once described by Julia Child as reminiscent of “dead babies mixed with strawberries and Camembert”
That sounds disgusting.
Asher Brooks
It's extremely popular here. Don't knock it until you try it.
Landon Smith
autism
Sebastian Young
I've heard it's very sweet and creamy.
I eat plenty of foods that smell terrible and taste delicious. I'd be a hypocrite not to try it before talking shit... I just won't cut one open in my home.
Owen Allen
Pizza is a vegetable though?
>Putting vegetables on your vegetables
Sebastian Stewart
That's true.
If you want some culinary suggestions, you can search for a fruit called Chirimoya, smells like heaven and tastes like glory, it's soft and it doesn't lasts long so it's hard to export.
But if it was easier to ship to China you'll be eaten that.
Oliver Morales
Is this thread about child pornography ?
Dylan Ortiz
I personally enjoyed mashed Biff skipma- i mean potatoes. I enjoy mashed potatoes.
Elijah Cook
Just a friendly conversation about food.
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Bentley Morales
it was a clip off of saturday night.
I took it as a sign that the powers that be killed biff skipman (the guy who ran the hotdog stand in hawaii)
no one else seemed to notice.
Grayson Walker
>pizza is a vegetable in the United States
Noah Wright
WTF?
Easton White
>please let's not use profanity, please stick to reddit-type posting rules and commenting style
Cooper Butler
Swipe right on everyone, Idiot. You're a guy.
Ryder Wright
Are fancy pizzas like this a relatively new phenomenon, like from the mid-2000s or so? I somehow thought that all pizzas used to just come in basic pepperoni, meatlovers, supreme, etc.
If I buy a pizza like this, am I obligated to drink wine instead of beer like I would with a greasy pepperoni?
Grayson Brooks
>main ingredients are carbs and dairy >good for you