Brekky

the classic baked beans and milo lads

>being over 9000 pounds
LOL murrika

>eat yer toast, yer whore.

>3 croissants
Fat cunt literally kill yourself

Noice

>brekky
>lads
God damn I hate British people

>it's a dirty amerifat poofter shits up the thread episode
Yawn

Cup of tea and 3 cigarettes.

>poofter
You faggots manage to sound like total faggots even when you are trying to call someone a faggot.

Top puf

strawberry oatmeal with a banana cut up in it, some greek yogurt, and diet pepsi because I slept like crap last night.

It's pretty bad, yeah

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Had a nesquik lads

How fat are you?

Had some goat milk and a stir fry for breakfast.

Usually a thermos of coffee and peanut butter sammich (no jelly, never jelly)

line up the jars with the toast you fucking mongrel

I had three spoonfulls of Nesquik into a large bowl of milk and dunked Gocciole in it.

Disappointment and hunger

I'm about to make a video of my breakfast adventure. No idea what I'm gonna make

Just a cup of cocoa with tiny marshmallow
I have been cleaning all morning plus I will have a big dinner

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quesadilla

5 cups of coffee

i have had 3 cups of coffee so far

youtu.be/dva9ZVGuvX4

Breakfast today was;
-Bbq wing bits
Made with pulled bits of leftover fried wings.
Bbq sauce made with; ketchup, apple cider vinegar, honey, soy glaze, soy sauce, sesami oil, garlic

-Cabbage and teriyaki carrots
Shredded carrots sauteed with honey, soy glaze, sesame seed oil
Shredded cabbage with chili lime seasoning
-Eggs scrambled
With soy glaze, honey, salt, milk, garlic powder

-leftover rice (microwaved)

cuz of gay

Lately it's just been a bagel sandwich with deli mustard, slice of cheese, two fried eggs (yes two because I'm a fat sack of shit) and some kind of sliced sandwich meat, either ham, turkey, chicken breast etc

coco pops

>British

Clearly Aussies...

>it's Christmas
>he's on Veeky Forums
Pathetic

>croissants

wtf are those things?

I made breakfast pigs in a blanket for the farm to have the last couple days
crescent rolls filled with breakfast sausage and cheese
also som sausage balls made outa cheese and biscuick

you talking about yourself there mate?

no, i'm talking about YOU, you fucking patheic loser who spent his Christmas on Veeky Forums.

KEK

Based Matt.

Does it bother you when someone has used their own ability to make the choice to be fat? I don't really give much though to it. I see fat people and maybe some times think to myself damn that is unhealthy. But I don't make my life goal to sit on the internet calling people fat and trying to ostracize them for it. That would technically make me worse than they are because they are probably a nice person and you are going out of your way to just be a dick head for no reason to someone you don't even know. Just like a bully in high school except worse because it's the internet and doesn't matter.

Good use of leftovers and such. Pretty large for breakfast in my opinion which is only that. Excellent providing OC video though and nobody even comments on it..

What is weird is I normally have the same thing roughly except I have it on a plate and not as a sandwich. Just the eggs on one side, the bagel, toasted. Some cheese on the eggs and then some sliced ham on the side.

i'm in bed, just browsing Veeky Forums, and i see this shit right here.

THOSE ARE NOT FUCKING CROISSANTS. LOOK AT THIS. THIS IS A FUCKING CROISSANT YOU HILLBILLY SHITSTAIN.

That Vegemite toast looks boss

>literally exactly what's in the OP pic

kill yourself

Just a big ass bowl of oats and water.

Fried egg sandwich with ham and cheese

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A chicken Curry pie and a bottle of banana yazoo.

1 British Isles cooked breakfast (no beans)

Not enough cheese

Potato scones?

bubble and squeak from yesterdays vegetables + potatoes

GF is frying up some eggs in her new copper pans while I'm waiting for my pizza dough to rise. Lunch is gonna be fun.

nice fictional story, loser

Have you ever been skullfucked? You're going to love it.

For me it's the Sausage McMuffin, a hot, fresh hash brown and ice cold orange juice.

nah I'm pretty sure those are croissants

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