How can a Mcchicken be improved?

by replacing the chicken with beef

fjorr em it thj e mchrikn ethbe st fasr fooi sawndich

I really dont get this meme

Simple, salsa and mayonnaise.

Add lube to it so I don't have to supply my own. The mayonnaise just doesn't cut it.

>pepperoni
>bacon
>diced jalapeno
>egg
>pineapple
>avacado
>pizza sauce
>deli turkey
>coleslaw
>lobster
>truffle oil
>mayo from wendys
>cannabis infused butter
>big mac

What's the point of this thread? Here in England I cannot get, not have I ever had, the McChicken Sandwich. Nevertheless, I know it to be the best fastfood sandwich. the McBible tells me so.

Literally a Jizz sandwich on a worksafe board. Real nice.