He calls sour jerries "granny smiths"

>he calls sour jerries "granny smiths"

DO NOT assume an apple's gender shitlord

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lace me up homeslice

I usually just call them apples.
[spoiler]Macintosh are the best tho[/spoiler]

> Not eating honeycrisp
It's like you enjoy being cucked

I USE TO FEEL THE SAME. THEN I CONSUMED A PINK LADY APPLE. I NEVER WENT BACK.

Yea this. Both are good but pink lady so superior

I call them granny trannies

whoops meant to post superior doggue.

top puf

made that like 7 years ago lol

thanks for posting

Honeycrisp Master Race

>sour jerries
>not "tart teds'

fag

For me its Red delicious the most woody apple

>sour jerries
>not pucker petes

Looks like Hitler missed one lads

I prefer a burgundy adequate.

>he calls tart gilfs "sour jerries"

Pink lady is very hard to get in my area... Supposedly their skin is too delicate for the supermarket, even the farmer's market

it's Adam apple, not madam apple

>calling unwholesome uncles anything but

HONEYCRISP>PINK LADY

stop shopping at shit tier super markets

>Pink lady

Not eating Snap Dragons, the be all end all of apples

>calling green gregs "sour jerries"

>he calls cold on the cob a "popsicle"

Merry Christmas you fucking dinosaur you.

Pic is me on papyrus Veeky Forums years ago arguing with OPIATE about moonshine, birds, and McDonald's

Are Red Delicious good for anything? They are the worst apple in every way.

I also call red chiefs starkings

They're good for eating you plebian

>t. Maddox

Ambrosia > honey crisp > pink lady > everything else

You people must be the poor as dirt, fast food types that frequent this board.

Lace me up homeslice

>my mommy only buys me the best apples!

>He calls "Crimson Nutritious" Red Delicious

lace me up homeslice

Lace me up homeslice

But I call them Gushing Grannies.

lace me up homeslice

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imho would feed to dog

>he calls Scarlet Scrumptious "crimson nutritious"