Today I ate some raw oysters, clams, mussels...

Today I ate some raw oysters, clams, mussels, and snow crab that had been left out for approximately 3 hours in 78F weather. I tried finding some liquor, but all the stores were closed. How painful will my death be?

the Man in the High Castle taught me that bitches with weak stomachs will be cleansed in the 4th reich

You'll be fine as long as you believe in your immune system

You will probably live.

Your colon, not so much.

I've bought the book and have Prime, but haven't delved into it yet.

My immune system is pretty robust, I'm rarely sick.

The colon sounds important, how will this affect my QOL?

You'll probably be fine if you go to a hospital.

These threads are really unimaginative and boring.

No insurance.

True story, famalam. Scared shitless atm.

aww, just raise your ki level for a few hours

You've got too much thyme on your hands.

merry keksmas

There is no way you ate raw snow crab. Do you live on an Alaskan fishing ship?

>how will this affect my QOL?
I hope you like fanny packs, because you'll be wearing a shit-filled one for the rest of your life.

Wait, so liquor really does help with raw food?

prepare your anus.

have a stock of wetwipes and vaseline.

Only the oysters were raw, dingus, and I lived!

In my experience liquor helps with everything except texting and domestic disputes.

why were you eating raw seafood

Girlfriend loves it, so I have to partake too. I like it, but get worried about spoilage, seafood makes for shitty picnic food.

Wouldn't it only matter I'd the seafood had a shit load of bacteria on it in the first place? You don't necessarily get sick from left out seafood just because.

Report back if you get sharp abdominal pain and the shits. You are now the experiment.

>seafood shitty picnic food

Yeah, especially since humans haven't invented coolers and ice yet.

How was that photo taken?

patience and a little bit of thyme

>Wouldn't it only matter I'd the seafood had a shit load of bacteria on it in the first place? You don't necessarily get sick from left out seafood just because.

grocery store seafood dude here
you don't want to know what the seafood storage cooler looks like

kek