I HURT MYSELF TODAY

IT STARTS WITH ONE

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What have I become
my Veeky Forumsness friend?
every coin i buy
crashes hard in the end

And you could have it all
my portfolio of dirt
I will shill you shitcoins
i will make you hurt

If i could start again
a few years back in time
I would hold my bitcoins
I would start to mine

~taken from another Veeky Forumsness man on the last dump, hope people adore it as much as I~

For a moment there, I smiled. I escaped this turmoil. Thank you.

If I could start again
Id sell at 19k
I would tether up
I would be a whale

I didnt see the final verse till I opened full thread

I think mines better though ngl

I like it but its less harmonic

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Someone check this faggots vital signs

OOOHHH CRASH
IS BIGGER
IT'S BIGGER
AND YOU, YOU ARE NOT IN
THE DEPTHS THAT I WILL GO TO
THE CANDLES IN THE GRAPHS
OH NO I'VE BOUGHT TOO MUCH
I REKT IT UP

THAT'S ME IN THE PURPLE
THAT'S ME IN THE PICTURE
LOSING MY LIFE SAVINGS
TRYING TO #HODL
AND I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN DO IT
OH NO I'VE BOUGHT TOO MUCH
I HAVEN'T BOUGHT ENOUGH

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once there was a way to get back
HODL
once there was a way to get back
HODL
REEEEEE, little froggie, do not cry
i will sign a lullaby

boy, you're gonna carry that bag
carry that bag a long time
boy, you're gonna carry that bag
carry that bag a long time

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little froggie :,)

IF YOU CAN'T STAND PAJEETS STAY UP OUT THESE STREETS

CAUSE IT GETS COLD LIKE MINNESOTA

When your coin went down
In the night
your gains have gone aswell
when you think youve had to much
of alt coins and blockchain

everybodys chinked
everybodys gooked
Everybodys bogged
This year

bump

cryptofeels.net/
E-EMBRACE THE PAIN, BROTHERS!

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Take me down to pinkwojack city
Where drops are huge
and the memes are shitty
TAKE ME HOME3 YEEAHHH YEAHH

I saw Wojak with a Chinese bag in his hand
Posting on the boards of Veeky Forums in the rain
He was looking for a CEO called Lee Ho Fooks
Gonna get a bit of bagholder revenge

Aaahooo, Wojaks of crypto
Aaahooo
Aaahooo, Wojaks of crypto
Aaahooo

You hear him howling under your basement floor
You better not let him up
Little old shill got mutilated late last night
Wojaks of crypto again

Aaahooo, Wojaks of crypto
Aaahooo
Aaahooo, Wojaks of crypto
Aaahooo

He's the iron-handed 'jeet
Who shits all on the street
Lately he's been overheard
Shilling FunFair

You better stay away from him
He'll RIP your gains out, Jim
Ha
I'd like to meet his banker

Aaahooo, Wojaks of crypto
Aaahooo
Aaahooo, Wojaks of crypto
Aaahooo

Well I saw Charlie Lee walking with McAfee
Dissing the Wojaks of crypto
I saw Charlie Lee, broke, walking with McAfee
Dissing the Wojaks of crypto

I saw a nocoiner shorting volatility by trading VIX
His eyes were bloodshot

Aaahooo, Wojaks of crypto
Aaahooo, Wojaks of crypto

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mr play it safe
afraid to go all in
he put his 401k
on coinbase today
he waited his whole damn life
to make that trade
and as the price crashed down
he thought FMLLLL

ITS LIKE BOGDANOOOOOOOV
WAKING UP WHEN YOU TRADE

A FREE AIRDROOOOOPP
WHEN YOUVE ALREADY PAID

A PINK WOOOJAAAAAAAAAAACK
IN YOUR LEVERAGED LONG TRADE

I SHOULDNT HAVE HODLED
ITS SHITTYYYYYY

come on you overly analytical fagtards do you have one ounce of creativity between you?

Ahhhhhhh, Aaahhhhhh, AAAAHHHHHH, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Let's buy
Let's buy
Let's buy
Into the green I'm a gains machine
Let's buy
To the coin they're selling to the folio
Let's hold
While red lines light up my face
Let's stay
Stay as my wallet's an empty space

When I should hold, I sell my few
And if I should sell, I buy, buy, buy, buy
Because my folio, is dropping to zero
If I should fall, and lose it all
And explode like a geyser

Let's sell

Let's sell
For fear the crash will come
Let's sell
For fear my life is done
Let's pay
At the peak is when I buy
Let's pay
Over the market, the freefalling market

When I should hold, I sell my few
And if I should sell, I buy, buy, buy, buy
Because my folio, is dropping to zero
If I should fall, and lose it all
And explode like a geyser

Let's buy
Let's buy
Let's buy
Into the green I'm a gains machine
Let's buy
To the coin they're selling to the folio
Let's hold
While red lines light up my face
Let's stay
Stay as my wallet's an empty space

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I'M NOT FUCKING SELLING EVER
THIS RIDE IS GOING TO END WITH ME AND SHLOMO 6 FEET UNDER

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HEY NOW
ITS A FREE FALL
TIME TO CASH OUT
NO GAINS

HEY NOW
YOU'RE A A HODLER
YOU WERE TO LATE
NO PAY

THE SMART MONEY ALREADY SOLD
AND YOUR SITTING HERE WITH YOUR COINS YOU HODL
THE SMART MONEY ALREADY SOLD
AND YOUR SITTING HERE

SOMEBODY ONCE ASKED TO SPARE PETRO FOR SOME GAS
I SAID FUCK YOU BITCOIN IS THE KING
HE SAID KEK
FUCK YOU RIGHT BACK
BITCOIN IS A TECHNOLOGICAL WRECK
BUT WE WERE BOTH TOO DELUDED TO SELL

WELL, THE BEARS START COMING
AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING
BEND TO THE RULES OR THE IRS COMING
DIDN'T MAKE SENSE NOT TO SELL YOUR FUN
HAVING NO MONEY MAKES YOU FEEL SO DUMB
SO MUCH TO LOSE SO MUCH TO REEEEEE
SO WHATS WRONG WITH BEING A POOR NEET
YOU'LL NEVER GAIN IF YOU DON'T SELL
YOU WAITED AFTER EVERYTHING FELL

HEY NOW
ITS A FREE FALL
TIME TO CASH OUT
NO GAINS

HEY NOW
YOU'RE A A HODLER
YOU WERE TO LATE
NO PAY

THE SMART MONEY ALREADY SOLD
ONLY SELLING HIGH, GETS YOU GOLD
THE SMART MONEY ALREADY SOLD
ONLY SELLING HIGH, GETS YOU GOLD

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8/8 bredy gud

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imagine there's no fiat
i wonder if you can
no central banks to control us
a decentralization of man

imagine all the crypto spreading through the world, yooouuuuuuuuu

you may say i'm just shillin'
but i'm not the only one
i hope some day you will join us
then i'll sell you my bags and make a shit ton

I heard there was an ICO
It was in pre sale the price was low
But you don't really care for money do ya

December came the 4th the 5th
20,000 sats I thought fuck this
I bought at all time high oh halejewya

Hallejewjah
Hallejewyah
Hallejewyah
Hallejeewwwwwwwwwjahhhh

Another turning point support level is broke
No more big green dildos to initiate fomo
So make the best of this test and don't ask why
Your selling low when you bought it really high
It's something unpredictable even TA can't get right
I hope you had the time of your life.