Your signature dish

>your signature dish
>what does he say about it?

probably well executed but uncreative

>Carpaccio
>IT'S FUCKING RAW!

sonuvabitch calls me a donkey,
i just served him donkey wellington

A breaded con-dom

You're deluded, you're in denial!

>What's that, you call that a pancake? You didn't even put any turmeric or garlic in it!

Fuck off Ramsay.

>cumdog
>"IT'S FUCKING SOGGY"

>do you call yourself a chef? what kind of chef's signature dish is a shitty chilli?

>blackened fish
>"YOU FOOKIN DONKEY"

>tfw it's gordons own chicken piccata
he'll kill me to death

>funghi pappardelle
few second in
>WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?

>Chilli con carne con carne con carne
He'd probably rip me a new asshole the instant I start cutting the onions.
Which is fair because I am shit at cutting onions.

...

>creamy parmesan risotto

Where the fook are the dozens of spices you should add to every single meal?!

>getting mad at someone for improperly cutting onions

This guy is such an asshole. What's his problem? Surely he isn't like that in real life.

Nah, I'm sure he's probably pretty chill and just told by the producers to ham it up.

G-Ram doesn't use many spices though, he's a whiteboy

>A grilled fucking cheese?
>on processed white bread?
>with processed cheese?
>and you use margarine instead of butter?
>what is wrong with you?
I grew up middle class and white, I'm sorry, although I am using mayo now instead of margarine on the bread, gives it a zip

>chicken fried rice
>probably nothing because I'm not a chef nor do I claim to be a chef and I only cook for myself for my own enjoyment and surely a man such as Gordon would understand that there's no reason to get upset about how I cook for myself

His youtube cooking videos are pretty relaxing

Who cares? He's a TV personality.

You think?

> go into a real kitchen
> scream insults at everybody
> get shanked by a pissed-off illegal alien at the prep station

It's television. It is not real.

kek

noice dubdubs

If a customer is paying 300 quid per head, the least you can do is chop a fucking onion correctly

a lunchables sandwich.

>this is greasy
>its dreadful
>too damn spicy

i make really good wings and a sauce with lots of honey in it. Everyone loves them and requests i cook them at every family or social thing, but im sure Gordon wouldnt like it because they are deep fried and very spicy.

>Brit
>not liking spicy food
I'm shocked

i think as long as i wouldnt charge someone for it, it is acceptable

>white bread
>middle class
You mean lower class

Spaghetti with whole hotdogs sticking out the top

>YOU CANT SERVE THAT, THE CUSTOMER WILL CATCH AUTISM!!

Nothing. My signature dish is three shots of cyanide to the throat, ZANG take that RAMSHIT

Well done user. I'm so proud of you.

>SO-CALLED AWARD WINNING SAUCE?
>THESE SPICES ARE FUCKING STALE!
>JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. PRISON INMATES HAVE FRESHER SPICES THAN THIS!

he'd say im a retard for slightly overcooking

> and surely a man such as Gordon would understand that there's no reason to get upset about how I cook for myself
Now listen here you fucking bellend. The rice is soggy, like a fucking dog's nose. You expect to feed this to yourself? Are you a bleeding masochist, are you, you fucking bellend?

And the chicken... maybe where you grew up you had to eat trash to survive, but you're a fucking adult now, and you won't be alive much longer if you keep scarfing this garbage.

It's fucking rubber, you fuckwit.

I wouldn't serve this to my dog, so why the fuck do you think it's alright to stick it in your fucking gullet? This is some rockbottom shit.

Corn flakes and ketchup sauce
> Fucking delicious you genius fuckin donkey

Macaroni Cheese

That im boring, uninspired and fat

This. He never gets overly angry or calls anyone a daft cow in the shows he does with kids.

Probably better than DrPhil or whoever hosts those shitty interventionist shows now to deter a trash eater.

Schnitzel
>LOCAL
>RUSTIC
>CONTEMPORARY
Thanks Chef.

Good simple food for someone without any training
Fun fact I had the same meal in restaurants that make it worse than me

Gammon, egg and chips.

Seeing that he'd be a guest in my home and he doesn't want me to grab a rocket-hot No. 10 cast iron skillet and give him a Georgia Pancake, not fucking much.

>mcchicken
>FOR ME IT'S THE BEST FAST FOOD SANDWICH

>Well done user.
I prefer to cook my anons at medium rare, well done anons just lose all their flavour.

>at
*to

>he's a whiteboy
just stop, you already made me cringe once

nigga he cares about proper seasoning there's a reason every restaurant features salt n pepper at the table or counter, fuck off. donkey confirmed.

>why are you serving this perfectly cooked steak completely by itself on a paper plate

underrated post

> because I'm a MAN, Gordon