What would you do with me?

What would you do with me?

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Slice them up with some fresh pepper, salt and thinly sliced garlic on some whole grain toast
Or do a quick vinaigrette, corasely dice the tomato and toss with some red onion

Or just straight up eat it, idk. It's still a tomato, no matter how fucked it looks

this

That
But with salt and pepper sprinkled occasionally while I'm eating.

Slice them thick and top them caprese style with slices of mozerella and drizzled with EVOO, balsamic, chopped basil, pepper and a little salt
I'm nutzo over that shit

Slice nicely. Drizzle with olive oil, bit of lemon juice, s&p. Consume

mah niggah

caprese is the balls

or a BLT

that's a fucking PATTY MELT YOU WHORE

no lettuce?

Throw it straight in the trash

That looks like your typical, GMO, fast food tomato.

Tastes like shit.

I would slice you and arrange on on a square/rectangular plate with goat cheese, ramp pesto and micro-greens and overcharge the shit out of people to eat you

...b8?

How is it b8?

These are the exact tomatoes you find in fast food restaurants. Unnatural.

just kill yourself already

Uh

Literally, no

An heirloom is, without exaggeration, the opposite of a gmo fast food tomato

I worked in a sandwich shop that shared tomatoes with Burger King and these were the GMO tomatoes that we used.

So, uh, like, literally, yes, kid.

yeah, nah

>doesn't know what an uncultivated tomato looks like
>talks trash about modified tomatoes
>>my anecdotal experience totally proves me right! hurr durr kid

lrn2varietals faggioli

I am sorry if you have been scammed by your local greengrocer but I know from my own experience that I am correct.

You clearly have little experience with tomatoes.

>I know from my own experience
you can fuck off already, you're not proving anything

>I don't know what a naturally occurring tomato looks like!
>ew it's lumpy and has spots, gross GMO's making franken-tomatoes!

pic related, what tomatoes actually look like

>implying i haven't worked with farmers and local producers for years
>implying i don't have tomatoes in my back yard as we fucking speak

yeah but your one restaurant experience that you're confused about is totally convincing.

sigh

some people will just never see the truth

keep believing whatever big business tells you

Put in on a Big Mac

>some people will just never see the truth

The irony is stronk

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heirloom_tomato

normally I would use you to make salsa or soup
other times I would stick my dick in you and pretend I'm fucking a virgin

Squeeze 'em and and make a real good sauce for Mama Pantone. I'm the new Sauce Boy!

This. Shit. Right. Here.

A++++ 100% mah nig, 5 star post! Ace.

keke that's a fucking flyover tomato right there, I'd let it rot in my garden, it would never find its way to my sauce pot.

Slice them real fine with garlic, white onion, cilantro and lime juice to make hell of a pico de.

This.

People will believe whatever special interests tell them because "They must be good if they got that big!"

'Murga

Slice you up
Put a dash of salt on your slices
Consume

>naturally occurring tomato
Where have you seen a wild type tomato entirely uninfluenced by human tinkering?

Salsa, soup, sauce and caprese style sandwiches. Paprika, basil, onion, garlic, red pepper and mozzarella are your best friends.

Ecuador. Solanum pimpinellifolium.

Oh, I never had a clue there was a difference.
Is there a different name for the kind with the mozz slices?

Wait I'm an idiot. Nevermind my autism and lack of understanding of colloquialisms.
Have more good tomato shit

Throw you at a Spaniard.

first im gonna push you up against the bathroom sink and pull down your pants just enough to slide my dick in. im gonna pull your hair while I fuck you and cum inside that sweet red ass.

Probably not buy it. I havent bought a tomato or even used a whole tomato in cooking in over 4 years.

I would throw you at a unfunny comedian

thats a beautiful heirloom

Probably try and have sex with it if my microwave was working.

Nice and moist.

I don't even like blacks.

Give you to my friends mom to make sauce from. Failing that, give you to my chickens.

Have fun making this with this beautiful sour watery no taste useless tomato. It's not suitable for raw consuming at all. Carrot-y mangoes you may find in Canadian marts -tier.

kill yourself