Hey anons, any /beer/fags or /craft-beer/fags here?
What do you drink? And why?
I drink Shiner Bock, Saint Arnold's Lawnmower, and Saint Arnold's Ale Wagger (Bock, Kölsch, and Brown Ale) because it's what my parents used to drink, but I've been wanting to learn more about fancy beers
Also, if OP was looking for a sweet, thick, creamy-ish dark beer, what should he drink? (Pic related)
Shiner Bock is a decent beer. But their holiday cheer beer is one of the worst beers I've ever had. Syrupy peach flavored with a bitter fucking aftertaste. I contacted Shiner about it, and they didn't even care. The only thing they offered in their email back was "if your in Texas, take a free tour of out brewery"
Christopher Mitchell
I'll never drink shiner again. Fuck shiner and fuckTexas
Logan Morales
G'day from Australia.
This is ok for a USA beer.
Lucas Price
I feel like I would like beer more if I didn't hate the taste of hops. I really enjoyed a abita purple haze one time and the idea of an irish red ale actually sounds amazing.
Kayden Allen
I bought a 4 pack of murphys stout. Wish me luck anons
Wyatt Richardson
Try smithwick red Irish ale. It's mellow, with almost no hop flavor. And it's brewed in Ireland
Dylan Roberts
Try some wheat beers.
Parker Cook
>Torpedo
I, too, enjoy the taste of pinecones.
Connor Harris
Thanks mate, will do. I'll see if I can find it in my country.
Nicholas Carter
SCOTCH ALES C O T C H
A L E S
They are the opposite of hop bombs. They are very malty.
Easton Martin
>hate the taste of hops
Try a really well balanced, well hopped beer that's really fresh some time; it's like drinking a bouquet of flowers. Once it goes just a little past it's freshest it turns completely different and will fall flat.
Luke Price
I'm a big fan of sours and lambics, pic related is my favorite. What kinds of foods would you guys pair with these types?
Owen Morales
I'm Minnesotan, so my beer taste is very, very local. For craft beer, my go-to is Surly. Lift Bridge is alright, as is Excelsior. Mankato brewery has put out a few good ones. My favorite was I think Eris Ale, but they seem to have discontinued it; their Crooked Rook porter, Organ Grinder amber and their Imperial Red are all good though.
I've had Wisconsin's New Glarus; I don't get the hype. It's certainly not bad, but I've had several better in Minnesota. I think it's only because they won't sell it here.
My go to, not really craft beer though, is Schell's Firebrick. Grain Belt Nordeast is always a good alternative though. Both easy drinkers, but different.
Isaac Reed
I have only recently gotten into craft beer but my preference has rapidly changed over these last few weeks. I used to be really into the big meaty imperial stouts. There are so many good ones. But I kinda got sick of the same chocolate/coffee/dark fruit flavor that is present in all of them. It almost feels like a cop out to me. I can dilute anything with chocolate and have it taste half way decent.
That is when my appreciation for hops-based beers started to really grow. Now I am a huge fan of IPAs/IPLs as I feel like the flavor profile of these beers is a bit more nuanced since they can't just mash in a shit ton of meme flavors to mask the booze. I dunno man. IPAs just seems more detailed and skilled. I hated them originally.
Christian Evans
that's my favorite sour too!
Evan Ortiz
I have a hard time finding any recommendations for Pilsners. I found Trumer Pils from a meme bar in SF and it's really good, had a few other Bavarian-style and Austrian-style pils that were good, but not memorable. Not fond of Czech style pils from what I remember.
Nathan Watson
if you like duchess you might also like vanderghinste oud bruin too! i paired it with some quality pastrami on toasted rye
Lucas Garcia
I love IPAs but I would argue that they too can "cop out" with excessive hops
Jonathan Ross
When I went to Ireland, I was surprised that Guinness Draught seems way more popular there than Guinness Extra Stout. I like the latter more, the former seems kind of flat and flavorless.
Lincoln Sullivan
I've loved craft beers for several years now.
Some beers I like in particular:
Brooklyn Lager
Bronx Pale Ale
Lagunitas
Sam Adams Boston Lager
Sam Adams Boston Ale
Guinness Extra Stout
Mermaid Pilsner
I even like Heineken and Corona sometimes, but I try to avoid shit like Budweiser. I'll still drink it but usually only to pregame.
I remember really liking Brooklyn Pilsener.
Brody Collins
Oh and when I was in Ireland, I tried McGargle's Pale Ale and it was really good. I'm not sure if it's available in the US.
Juan Sanchez
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Eli Roberts
I'm not a fan of the way the infographic is organized as it could mislead less knowledgeable people into thinking that bitterness is correlated with the darkness of the beer. I've had enough overhopped pale ales/IPAs and milk stouts.
Xavier Clark
New glarus puts out a lot of seasonals and special release beers that are fantastic. I have their grand cru in my basement now. It is an exclusivity thing that gets them hyped, but they're still a great brewery
Eh. You'll have different favourite types of beer at different times. Recently I have been smashing the saisons, but when winter swings around I'll probably go back on the stouts.
Isaiah Mitchell
Guinness ain't craft beer m8. I do like it but it ain't craft beer.
Bentley Green
Jever Pilsener is one of my favs.
This. Is. Lager. by Brewdog is also a really good one.
Chase Mitchell
>Bavarian-style pils bavaria is not really famous for pils but they make great weißbier
Lincoln Rodriguez
>porter: has burnt taste (my fucking face when I read this)
>like bud light? Try this equally mass-produced and adjunct-loaded piss water beer!
Great chart
Juan Murphy
For a thick creamy dark beer I would get murphys irish stout. I like high abv beers so that's not my kind of stout but it sounds like what you're looking for.
I like high abv ales. I drink a lot of ipa variants because ipa is ubiquitous but I'm down for some malty 9%+ stuff. I live within 100 miles of lagunitas so I drink a lot of their stuff. They're probably my favorite.
Aaron Taylor
I highly suggest this for you, OP. If it wasn't $5 a bottle where i live, it'd be the only beer I'd drink
Aaron Peterson
second this. Ayinger is great just check the date on the bottle as most of their varieties are better closer to the brew date.
Adrian Davis
Hops initially taste awful to any beer drinker. You have to develop a pallet for hops, then you'll really start to appredicate them. I recommend starting with a craft pilsner that has a subdued hop character like Lagunitas Pils, Firestone Walker Pivo Pils, Victory Prima Pils etc.
If you're feeling a little more bold, move onto the pale ale or session IPA. Founders All Day IPA is widely regarded as one of the most accessible IPA's available in most markets.
Aaron Hernandez
Pair with funky cheeses and cured meats.
Jayden Howard
I recommend opening up to a new style - The Kolsch. It's a German style beer brewed in the tradition of a lager but with ale yeast, making it a unique mix of ale and lager. Ithaca brewing out of NY makes a kolsch called Daydreamer. Captain Lawrence also makes one. If you want one imported from Germany, Gaffel Kolsch or Reissdorf Kolsch are good options.
Ryan Hill
Celebrator should have a pretty long shelf life. Dopplebocks are high in alcohol and maltier as opposed to hoppy. They probably stay good 9 months to a year.
Ethan Hughes
I agree with you, the charts not great. A stout should taste far more "burnt" than a Porter. The only exception I could see to that is if it's a smoked porter.
Henry Sanders
sounds pretty good. i wonder if they sell it here in NC...
Bentley Peterson
Another in a similar vein is the German Alt style brewed with a lager yeast at ale temperatures. I've noticed a number of microbreweries are starting to brew this style. It's got the crispness of a pilsner but with more body.
Asher Nguyen
OP here, love Kölsch as a refresher Probably my favorite lighter beer to memory
Ryder Gomez
Just looked up a few for you. Any of these near you?
Yeah I'm seeing alt-biers pop up more frequently and it's definitely a great style, but they're a little bit maltier than the kolsch, which is a super light, crisp, refreshing beer, almost even more so than the pilsner IMO.
Gavin Evans
(OP here) Yup yup lol
I've lived in Houston for like 10 years
Luke Hill
I'd love to drink a beer like that - all the styles in one glass
Angel Price
Not everyone loves the super yeasty flavor of a hefeweizen. A beer can be light and refreshing without needing to be super cloudy and fruity (don't get me wrong, I love hefes)
Jace Jones
I'm trying to think of NC breweries that make it up to my state (PA) and the only one I can think of is Duck Rabbit, and they only do dark beers.
Gavin Edwards
They don't do Sierra Nevada or Oskar Blues, or Wicked Weed in PA?
Man, you gotta come here.
On the other hand, you can't get many German-style brews down here.
Levi Sanchez
I don't know. I just don't like how this chart is trying to oversimplify the concept of tasting and judging a beer just so normies can understand it.
It's not such a complicated thing to understand that you have to discard quality descriptors and replace them with a blanket statement like "all porters have a burnt flavor". Sames goes for the rest of the styles they listed.
Sebastian Long
I get Sierra Nevada and Oskar Blues but those aren't based out of NC. Those are both West Coast based. I'm familiar with Wicked Weed but I never find it in my area so I don't think it really comes up here.
Henry Long
It's really hard to make a chart that adequately describes how a style of beer tastes when within a given style there are tons of variants in terms of flavor profiles. The chart is definitely lacking and imperfect but it would be awfully hard to describe beer flavors in a chart format like that anyway.
Daniel Morgan
they are macro but they're taste wise closer to craft beer than other macros (in particular the Extra stout and Foreign Extra are) so I can see why he would list it with the rest.
Camden Baker
>hefeweizen >super yeasty flavor
Right. Just because hefeweizens have yeast character, they suddenly have "super yeasty flavor"
Must you uncultured swine make everything you don't understand so black and white?
Alexander Allen
My favorite Irish Red is actually an American beer. Conway's Irish Ale from Great Lakes Brewing is one of the best Irish Reds I've ever had.
Ian Bennett
Maybe it would be more accurate to dissect the ingredients commonly used in beer and describe the flavors and characteristics they impart, and then list the styles of beer that use those ingredients.
For instance, instead of calling porters "burnt", you'd say that some porters contain roasted barley, which impart a roasty, coffee-like flavor.
Josiah Jenkins
Sure an American hefeweizen will have subdued yeast flavor but a traditional German hefeweizen? All of the flavors that make it unique come from its yeast. A Belgian wheat beer cheats by adding fruit flavors, like orange peel. Any fruit flavors derived from a German hefeweizen are from the potent yeast alone. I'm not knocking Hefeweizens mate, they're a phenomenal style of beer.
Julian Lee
Try Broad River Red Ale by River Rat brewery. ot the best I've had, but damn close.
Luke Perez
fag
Ethan Anderson
The men who built this country drank Budweiser and Coors, and they didn't do it so you could drink your faggy craft shit
Hudson Young
Oregonian here. Lots of great microbrews around.
Love everything from IPAs to stouts, particuarly brown ales.
Alexander Phillips
Aye. Of the almost readily available in any craft beer place, Founder's Dirty Bastard is king. Followed by Oskar Blues Old Chub.
Michael Williams
I am going to the Tree House Brewing Co. brewery in Massachusetts tomorrow. Any of you faggots want anything?
Jaxson Fisher
Any thoughts on New Belgium beers? Just got a 6 pack of Abbey that a friend recommended I try. Pretty good.
David Kelly
Fat Tire is a solid go-to if selection is limited. 1554 is really nice, but not for everyone.
Aaron Adams
>men who built this country
No. Before prohibition and WWII, beer was brewed by every town and often every bar. They differed between each other and resembled more the microbrew culture of today than the macro pablum after prohibition and WWII. During WWII, women were the primary consumers of beer in the US, and of course they demanded flavorless pisswater. When the men came home, they were happy enough to be alive and getting fucked again, so they didn't bitch.
The macrobrews of the US are a direct result of women's ascendancy after WWII. Men that still suck the macrobrew tit, simply cannot breakaway from the female domination.
Elijah Reyes
That works.
Nathan Martin
IPAs are a literal meme.
I've tried around 80% of the 50 top rated IPAs on beeradvocate and they all tasted like shit, except for a few that were okayish
at least the food in vermont was good
Julian Edwards
Agreed..
Levi Anderson
Bought this for $0.99 for a SIXPACK. $3.84 for 4 sixers. Tastes like smoked cheese's smokiness. 3.5/10 by itself. 7/10 with smoked meats.
Jose Cox
Heady topper
Jeremiah Rogers
What are the best beers to buy in SoCal that I can find at pretty much any liquor store/market?
Ryan Parker
>I'm a manbabby who can't drink anything bitter, it's so icky >:X Why do you even feel the need to come in here and tell us? Are you looking for affirmation that it's okay to not like IPAs to make you feel better about being an insecure twat or what?
Dylan Young
Port/Lost Abbey, Russian River, Bear Republic, The Bruery, Alesmith, Stone, Firestone Walker, Green Flash, Dust Bowl.
Zachary Wilson
I tried a bottle of st bernardus christmas ale, but all I could taste was sour. did I get an expired bottle or something?
Justin Miller
Kolsch has really taken off over here in Australia in the last few years. Not sure about over in America, UK etc. But yeah it's a really good alternative to lagers, pale ales, golden ales for refreshing summer drinking.
David Campbell
Don't worry about it.
Julian Butler
Definitely sounds like an infected bottle. I get some slight raisin/currant notes, but nothing remotely resembling tartness. Sucks to hear that mate, it's a really wonderful beer. Give it another go sometime, you won't regret it.
Brandon Young
Did you live in the Philippines before that?
Jackson Clark
Drinking this. Much better than the last time I had it. More fruity and balanced. Minnesota brewery with potential. Also love their logo. Not my pic.
Jordan Parker
What do you think?
Nathan Cooper
Their summer warmer was interesting. I really think they found some hops on the cheap and didn't know what to do with it, so they put it really strong and says it will make you feel warm. It was like a high class malt liquor.
Josiah Johnson
Sounds about right. They've really gone downhill the last couple years. Texans are cucks
Luis Clark
Anyone else fucking hate pilsners?
Connor Gonzalez
Yes, they are mediocre at best. Fucking Czech fags
Brandon White
Excuse terrible photo
Bought this from a beer shop in York a couple of days ago
Pretty nice, though it might be over the top chocolate/nutty but it's quite subtle. I like Saltaire stuff usually and this is no exception.
Lucas Lopez
>over the top >also subtle are you just saying random words?
Oliver Gray
I said I thought it MIGHT be over the top like some of these choconutcofee porters sometimes are
But it's not
Sorry if that was unclear user
Ayden Nguyen
Not Czech pilsners. There aren't many beers I can think of that are better than a fresh tapped Pilsner Urquell. I've sampled some clones from microbrews that are only on tap in Kansas City that were awfully close, though.
Oliver Taylor
You forgot the t in thought is all.
Kevin Hall
York, PA?
Landon King
New brews.
Hudson Torres
That Burton Baton sounds good; going to have to keep an eye out for it.