Drinks you invented

here's one i came up with earlier

1/4 thickened cream
3/4 whole milk
1 whole raw egg
2 tea spoons golden syrup

mix that shit together in your glass. originally i was just experimenting with making milk thicker and creamier and it led to this. absolutely delicious.

also good for bulking

hey did you know, when you're out of milk, you can mix soured cream, water, and sugar, and it tastes absolutely not like milk

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>i was just experimenting with making milk thicker and creamier
Just get condensed milk.

isn't condensed milk too condensed to drink, though?

confectioners sugar and vanilla extract blended with milk

I call it special milk

I do exactly that but add some protein powder. It's delicious and gives a solid boost of protons and healthy fats.

originally i was going to use vanilla extract but i couldn't find it so i went for golden syrup

You can eat it with a spoon, but if you want to drink it just add a bit of water (or regular milk).

I've pretty much always got some condensed milk in my fridge for various purposes.

will get some condensed milk, thanks user.

Smooth peanut butter, sweetener, a tiny bit of lemon juice, cinnamon, vanilla in a cup

Stir/whisk until smooth

Splash in water, stir/whisk until smooth, repeat several times then add in the rest of the milk to fill the cup and mix it evenly

1 shot vodka
1/2 shot white rum
1/2 shot blue curacao
4oz redbull

How fucking fat are you cunts ITT?

>isn't condensed milk too condensed to drink, though?

Well it would be with that kind of attitude..

Personally I do and have no problem - sure it's thick but you are not meant to be chugging it down anyway.

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2 parts homemade ice tea (black tea, brown sugar, lemon juice)
1 part white rum
It's called Supersonic.

No opiates for your special milk?

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pine forward gin
plum brandy
homemade blueberry liqueur
homemade lavender bitters
dry champagne
thyme

sometimes I add a bit of grand poppy.

Ovaltine + Orange Juice tastes fucking magnificent, its almost exactly like a creamsicle.

Ice
2 oz. Anejo Tequila
6 oz. Jones Cream Soda
Squeeze of lime

I call it a Key Lime Pie.

big purple?

this is a family friendly drink

Fisheye (or other cheap) Merlot + Diet Dr Pepper. Mix 1:1 in a glass with ice. I call it "The Bad Mom" because I can imagine a shitty mom getting low-key trashed on them while watching the kids all day

>1 whole raw egg

I honestly mixed white wine and pussy juice once. Was alright.

Congratulations you invented eggnog. Throw a splash of brandy and some nutmeg in there

well i realised it was like egg nog but i don't actually know how you make that so i figured it was a coincidence