>bro orders pizza
>it arrives
>literally just puts pizza on plate and doesnt even degrease it first
Bro orders pizza
Kevin Cruz
Noah Cruz
>he degreases his pizza
Nolan Taylor
>doesnt degrease pizza
the 4 half-size paper towels are the most efficient
Parker Gutierrez
>Bro buys almonds
>brings them home
>literally just puts almonds in a bowl and doesn't even activate them first
Mason Baker
I use a fork and a knife to remove the crust, cut the pizza into squares, then cut the crust into squares and put one square of crust on every square of pizza. Next, I mix the dripping pizza grease with some mayo for a sauce. Finally, I use a fork to roll each slice up over itself, dip in the mayo mixture, and each each one with precisely one bite.
Mayo is also super good on sushi btw
Joseph Ramirez
>(((degreasing))) pizza
>eating it off a plate
Dominic Garcia
>bro orders pizza
>doesn't even get a side of hot dogs
Joshua Turner
>US-Americans adapt pizza to their tastes
>use greasy cheese
>use greasy tomato sauce
>use greasy as fuck peperoni sausage
>are unhappy with the final result and find it to greasy
Landon Sanders
>live in europe for a couple of years
>sandwich shops, cafes, pizzarias are going out of business
>locals would rather eat at dominos, mcdonald's, subway, starbucks
>all those american chains are more expensive and use shittier ingredients but the yuros continue to eat it up nonetheless
Dylan Hill
Why do Europeans love America so much?
Parker Butler
Not where I live, McDonald's and Starbucks are being hit hard by the local competition.
Ayden White
Where is this paradise?
Isaiah Jones
i can attest to that, being from eastern europe
the most iconic mcdonald's of my town, the first fast food restaurant we had from after post-soviet era just closed down
Daniel Ortiz
It's actually economic hell right now but my point still stands:
I also think I read somewhere that these chains also do not fare that well in general in the Mediterranean area.
Jaxson Flores
Quick vid on how to Degrease Pizza
Jonathan Roberts
>he doesn't add grease to his pizza
Kevin Gutierrez
not dipping your crusts into mayonnaise
Benjamin Diaz
Strange. It's almost like Europeans can distinguish shit from food. Imagine McDicks failing in countries that couldn't make that distinction.
Jack Baker
>degreasing pizza
>room is a state
Jacob Hernandez
But McDonalds is HUGE in the big European countries.
Greece is bankrupt. Theycan't afford McDo's.
Lucas Martin
This was what I was thinking.
Gabriel Baker
Keep your $1 dollar burgers, thanks
Carter King
Where is my money you fucking deadbeat
Austin Edwards
>europoor problems
Cameron Roberts
I get the fact that you're trying to be less obese, but you're still eating pizza.
That's like get a 500/night hotel, but complain about the $5 water bottle.
Levi Gutierrez
WHERE'S MY FUCKING €, ASTERIOS!
DON'T MAKE US ANNEX YOU
Anthony Turner
What an absolute disgusting human bean
Ryder Martin
>Pizza is so greasy it needs to be degreased
>American cuisine
Asher Wright
*ranch dressing*
Tyler Powell
>bro orders pizza
>doesn't degauss it
Cameron Robinson
Pay debts
Tyler Allen
>bruh watches me order pizza
>it gets delivered
>literally tips his fedora and doesnt even say m'laddy
Ryder Foster
euro fast food is still slightly healthier than american counterparts
Jackson Evans
fuckin yanks sure are stupid.
Nicholas Thomas
Give it five years.
It took us 50 years for fast food to become the bane of existence it now is, they already have it figured it out now. It's just a matter of time.
Charles Phillips
fucking cuck
Ethan Price
Too obsessive.
Jordan Adams
Never had ranch, is it good?
Christopher Moore
Just eat the fucking pizza you humongous faggot
If you want to be healthy don't order pizza in the first place. I hate people like you so much.