I wish Gordon Ramsey was my dad

I wish Gordon Ramsey was my dad.

Me too

I have an Eeyore for a father who works hard but he never really inspired me to be a strong man

Wonder why I'm gay oh wait I don't

I wish I was his daughter.

I wish Christina Tosi was my mommy

That just makes me say awwwww.

What disgusts me is sometimes when I read the youtube comments on videos where he cooks with his daughter, a lot of guys comment on how good she looks and say shit like asking when she turns ___ age or she's good enough now, inquiring about his other daughters, like what the fuck. Something as innocent as a father and daughter cooking together is taken and ripped apart by pedophiles. Imagine being a father and reading those comments.

i'd fap desu

What kind of man, a known celebrity, parades his young daughters in front of cameras, to prove the fact that he was capable of procreating? A man that deserves every criticism that can be hurled at him, is who.

So does his unborn child.

me too

I feel awkward by proxy watching him constantly talk to his daughters about their boyfriends. Or how they need to learn to cook to "get a man". His children are millionaires. I doubt their current/future suitors expect them to cook dinner every night.

I wish Nigella Lawson was my mommy

me too, me too...

is it true she flirts with her dad? in a really sexual way

Me too. I'm jealous not to be one of the chosen ones

God damn, those tits are unreal.

No. It's in a joking way and pedos make it out to be like that. It's like in America I think the term is witticism or something. She prods him on in a joking manner like teasing him but nothing sexual.

only if you're a retarded manchild whose only experiences of human interaction are from anime and porn.

>Buttoning both suit buttons

Sartorial faux pas indeed.

I think cooking well can be a humbling skill to learn for anyone. Just because he's a millionaire doesn't mean he needs to treat his kids like millionaires.

They need to learn about failure and how to handle it to some extent and cooking is a great way and he probably knows that. They should have something besides free money for life experiences or you end up with Kardashians however you spell it.

I wish I had a Dad
>inb4 Nigger
I am 100% Full Blooded Greek

Also Gordon Ramsey is a shitty chef.

He is? Then why aren't you a famous chef if you know more about cooking than him?

I wish I had a dad

Kek

I think he's trying to encourage cooking with your children so they don't end up eating fast food and ramen every day when they're older desu

Not parading the fact that he can make babby

well i wish you were mine so then gordo would be my wish grandaddy

>that nose
GAS THE KIKES
HITLER WAS RIGHT
THE NOSE KNOWS

YOU JUST KNOW

This is autism to the highest degree.

>t. Turkish rapebaby

>100% full blooded Greek

That does not exist. If you got your genes surveyed I am sure you would find Turkish or some other kind of admixture. You can be 100% culturally Greek and be happy about it, sure, but stop parroting that shit about race. Greeks are very mixed.

I agree that the sheer existence of children is inappropriate and pedohilic

It still exists, it's just incredibly rare. Most Greeks now have either Slavic or Ural-Altaic admixture.

Of course if 'murrican alt-right idiots had their DNA tested they will discover that they have at least a 10% admixture of blood that they rail against. One more example of Cletus, do'in da' 'puter thang.

Indeed. Fuck em.