Which would you choose?

cake doughnuts are for faggots. raised doughnuts all the way.

Glazed or chocolate-iced yeast.

lemon>apple fritter>choco hazelnut>rest

quality post, faggot

Best to worst

1. Chocolate hazelnut longjohn
2. Butterscotch praline
3. Apple fritter

Apple fritter the worst?
You must shop at some shitty bakeries. Apple fritters are somewhat tricky to get right, and some places will fuck them up, bad. But if they're fresh, done correctly, and have sufficient glaze, they can be the best item in the shop.
Reconsider where you shop before you trash the best item here.

Apple fritter master race reporting in.

I meant those were my top 3 picks. I love apple fritters.

I've never had an apple fritter.
Does it have diced apple in it?
Granny smith for tartness, right?

Yep, peeled and finely diced.

apple fritter or old fashioned
jelly if those are unavailable

Uhhh... yeah. I'm not seeing any crullers on that sheet, man. Crullers are the superior donut.

I guess I'll the honey glazed or the old fashioned, since those seem the two least likely to be fucked up by whatever douchebag baker made this mess. I mean, fucking pineapple on a maple bacon donut hole? Jesus, man.

Chocolate Iced
>Valhrona
Shoot, I bet just one of those is like $8.00

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Apple Fritter
Butterscotch Praline

I would throw the maple glazed pineapple and bacon in the trash even if I had a starving child to feed

Old fashion buttermilk

the one without the pretentious name.

apple fritter motherfucker

What do the donut makers do to old fashioned glazed to make them so much better than regular glazed?
Its like eating a big ol donut hole, the texture is so much better

What happened to regular fucking donuts?

Exactly.

More surface area.

Where the hell is the Boston Cream Pie OP?

Im offended

Butterscotch praline

That apple fritter is calling my name.

Fuck off. Where's my buttermilk bar?

anything except the bacon. bacon has no business being on a donut. get down from there, bacon, you're drunk.

this pêh

made apple fritters at home this year they're great

either jelly or buttermilk. goddamn those look good, and i'm not even big on donuts.

Longjohn or Bavarian creme.

i chuckled

Does anybody in the world have a decent recipe for buttermilk bars? I've only ever been able to find them in California and I have no idea what the fuck the deal is with that.

Long john

If I had to choose of those ones, Apple fritter. If I can choose any donut, cruller all day. The light airiness is divine.

apple fritter

this is the only answer and all other answers are wrong

old fashioned is the only right choice

butterscotch praline

Crullers seem to be one of the only foods I don't like. I try a bite every time my friends and I get a box of donuts and it's always so jarring how eggy and light it tastes. It's like I'm barely eating a donut and what I am eating doesn't taste very good

Raspberry probably

I would wreck that long john

Of course all the traditionalists would choose the one that looks like a prolapsed anus.

Old Fashioned Buttermilk

Whatever my bf wants to eat after I take one bite, but only if it's vegan, but probably not even then because hexane-extracted oi is still icky even if it's harmless, and so are white flour and extracted sugar. I usually avoid refined substances when not traveling.

Where the fuck is the boston créme
These shitnuts have no mouthfeel

the most phallic one

>amerifat sweets

horrific

Post your local treats then, Da Vinci.

Says the hairy ice cream vendor...

Half the honey glazed one

This.

Powdered jelly, no contest. I ate 10 in one sitting last year after a day of fasting.

Raspberry filled 4lyfe

For me, it is the McChicken, the best fast food sandwich.