My Sister wants me to run her investment portfolio for her

>My Sister wants me to run her investment portfolio for her.
How much should I charge her, or should I be a good brother and charge her nothing?

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Tell her she needs to hook you up with some of her qt friends or no magic monopoly money for her

charge her a percent of the profits so you have an incentive to do well and she wont feel ripped off if you suck

get a percentage of profits 10-15%.

After taxes

Tell her you'll do it for no charge other than getting to massage her asscheeks bare twice a week.

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Just don't. Nothing good comes of mixing family and finances.

investing for friends or family is one of the worst things you can do in your life.

if you win, they'll feel happy not with you but with themselves, because '' they invested '' . if you fail they'll blame you and only you.

That goes 2x for amateurs like you and 20x for shit like crypto

SIP CREW

30%

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if you are in the US it is a felony if you don't have the proper license even if you do it for free.

Make a deal where you get to sniff her panties and have her blow you each week

Don't do it.

>do good
>sister assumes this is normal and is not grateful

>do bad
>sisters destroys your reputation familywide

in the meantime, the stress of investing money of relatives will cause you to do worse decisions than you'd normally do.

Regular blowjob.

You don't have a sister, do you

just tell her you're going to lose it and to expect to lose

This. It's a bad news bears.

i'm charging 20%

Taxes will fall to you I think. Charge 30% of what gets cashed out. That will be 10-15% in your pocket.

/r/ing the suicide man on TV drinking monster

You charge her.
1/4 of her dividends.

And when she takes our her money. Charge her 2% fee.

That's pretty much it.

Not if he creates a business.

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Be a good bro if she is a good sister and not a slut
Otherwise charge her but be a sneaky jew about it

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this but tell her she just needs to hook up with you