How much cream cheese is too much cream cheese?

How much cream cheese is too much cream cheese?

That much.

That, exactly.

Why not just put some breadcrumbs in a box of cream cheese at that point?

I like the way you think, I'll use seasoned Italian crumbs.

No such thing.
Bagels are just a cream cheese conveyance system.

Former Tim Hortons supervisor here, I'll answer this one. We used an ice cream scoop to dole out cream cheese; i suppose a single serving is roughly 1 oz. I, however, put varying amounts of cream cheese on every bagel, ranging from "a thin spread" to OP's pic, depending on what kind of mood I was in and how annoying the customer was. This variety turned every trip to the drive-through into an adventure for the customer.

To answer your question - I have no idea.

ok thanks

A 1oz scoop is a melon baller.

You are correct. My bad
I guess one melon baller's worth of infinite sadness is the correct amount

Its called a "Schmear" and yes its Jewish as fuck, so pretty fucking stingy.

The use and spelling schmear or shmear in American English is a direct loanword from Yiddish, where its original usage referred to cheese. In modern usage it has extended to anything that can be spread, such as cream cheese spread upon a bagel.
As a slang term, the word shmir in Yiddish also refers to a slap on the face, primarily when disciplining young children.

It can also refer to bribery, as a "little extra" spread on top.

Trust me, you wont ever get "too much".

Any amount is too much.

Oh god that bagel looks good, I've eaten cream cheese straight from the container so imma have to say theres no such thing as to much cream cheese

Nigger

Why is a mod deleting all the informative posts here? Seriously this place has gone to shit.

Quality of posts. This board is for fast food and alcoholism whining only.

But it was a post about bagels, and quantity/quality of the topping as supplied by the establishment.
How the fuck is that not relevant to this thread?

How much do you weigh?

I didn't see any references to chain restaurants I'm familiar with. Perhaps you'd be happier on /r/food/

This site is pure advertising now. Got it! Now that you've told me twice, I get it.

Einstein was a JEW.
His passion was not science, as many have been mistakenly led to believe.
His passion was MONEY.
And how does a Jew acquire money? You sell bagels of course.
When it comes to portioning out cream cheese, the Jew must use discretion. We must not hurt our bottom line profits! But we must retain the clientele. This leads to a dilemma which is at the very heart of Veeky Forums's future.

How to advertise to faggots who have no money, and block ads?

Do we keep deleting insightful posts, when the truth is called out? Or, do we simply insert the ads inline, disguised as content?

Our user demographics is well know, because we have been spying on you. That's right, just do as you're told. There are many more to replace you, after you're banned. It was nice knowing you Veeky Forums. Have a happy JEW YEAR

in nyc the jews really do this

When it becomes crime cheese

This is precisely why every other country on earth unironically laughs at us. Moderation is key, so that you can actually taste the flavor of a well made bagel, and not just the fat particles in the cream cheese. Same with overtopped pizza dough, pasta, salads - the list is endless.

>why are 'murricans fatfucks who don't know quality food - the thread.

It's the Midwesterners that give us all a bad name.

>midwesterners

That, and the southern white trash, although for them a bagel and cream cheese would be pretentious enough to get you shot.

None of us care about foreigners.

>t. Fatty Bumpkin McFat.