Last Meal

Honestly probably a nice decent sized bowl of french onion soup, with a side of warm, fresh baguette and an assortment of my favourite alcohol.

If I can have like a 3 course meal hmm. I'd have the prior meal as an appetizer, main course probably venison, mushrooms and some kind of pasta or dumplings and vegetables, dessert definitely vanilla ice cream and mint dark chocolate and pomegranates on the side I fucking love pomegranates .

>death by firing squad
Americlaps.

>scrapple

Ma fuckin nigga!!!

He was the last one. The State of Utah had it on the books as an alternative and forgot to remove it, so he was legally entitled to it.

That's how they should do it.

Lethal injection drugs cost tax payers millions.

(1) .45ACP JHP = 32 cents

Excellent choice. Seconded, but with a side of buttered grits as a side addition.

>obsession
What is wrong with you people that every post you make has to revolve around us? It's really pathetic.

It's a tough choice but I think I'd have to pick country fried steak and eggs over medium. Sour dough toast and crispy homefries on the side

The lethal injection drugs are about $30 altogether. The decades of legal appeals are what cost the taxpayers millions.

I think there's a limitation on what you can really have, but it'd be a whole lobster, two dozen oysters, a bottle of Jack Daniels Single Barrel, a burger with blue cheese and swiss, two buffalo wings, and a shrimp burrito with guac.

I don't know if I'd finish it all, but I'd put in my best effort.

I don't know where you got that number from, Here in Texas It's 83 dollars per person IF the pharma company will allow the sale. Most won't because of ethical reasons they have.

No one has any ethical reason not to sell bulk .45's to the state. No one asks why your buying bullets, It's usually implied

$83....or 32 cents...... Whew...that's a tough one

ARE YOU ME?

All from Wendy's:
>triple
>large fries
>chicken strips
>large Coke with no nice (not getting Jew'd on my last meal)
>large chocolate Frosty

A big bowl of soup, a beer and pie and chamomile tea for dessert.
Might as well be comfy.

I'd really rather get killed by firing squad if I had the choice. By far.

I fail to see the problem.

If they're gonna kill them, they're gonna kill them, does it really make a difference whether or not they're hanging him, poisoning him, zapping him, or shooting him? They're ending his life.

Just give them a shot of morphine then put a couple of holes in his chest with a rifle, they'll bleed out and/or asphyxiate within minutes.

I'd want to die by a firing squad too, but I get why certain things could be inhumane. Hanging makes you slowly watch the life leak out of you. Poison could lead to hours of vomiting and organ failure. Electrocution isn't perfect. Chemicals have had some effects that have been seen, but seem to be mostly humane.

Shooting seems pretty fuckin' quick and good, but I guess some people see it as barbaric and more of a spectacle than anything.

I know this is bait but firing squad is the only method which has no botched executions recorded in the US.

Also surf and turf is a solid choice

>Hanging makes you slowly watch the life leak out of you.
Common misconception pham.
A proper hanging kills you instantly by wrecking your neck and spine. Some sort of internal beheading if you will.

also at what cost of people on the firing squad? Who gets paid to take a human life? More people would rather not do it themselves, especially not for profit, just on morals alone or religion.
Those who are lined up and know one knows for sure who shot him. Do they worry? do they feel partly responsible and guilty.

The executioner aspect is why they removed it. Best not make men into monsters for profit.

I would order fast food or pizza or something local not only because to me that is comfort food, but I couldn't trust a prison cook to prepare a nice steak or fried chicken or whatever, probably fuck it all up. I'd rather just have some nugs and mcchickens. But it can't be from the black McDonald's. They have to get it from the Mexican McDonald's

Yeah, proper, but it has to be done right, and it isn't always.

I can be shot a second time faster than I can be re-hanged.

In a non-tree behind the church in 1256 context a botched hanging is pretty unlikely.

But yeah, I'd prefer the firing squad by a long shot (hue)

Chicken breast, white rice and broccoli with 2 fish oil caps.
>I'll be home soon, Zyzz

You obviously have no idea how the firing squad works.....

No one shooting knows who fired the fatal shot.

Maybe read a book, eh?

>why would you want to be a sad cunt when you could be a dead cunt brah

Guillotine is the actual "most humane" execution

>keep eating
>they can't execute you until you stop eating
>never stop eating

The perfect crime.

buckets of dill pickles and honey garlic sausages
I'd start eating and stuffing them up my ass until the two inputs met in the middle, then I could die in peace

Whats the worst shit I could eat that would ensure that I'd make the worst fucking mess on death?

Is there anything I could do which would make me rupture like a bomb full of nervegas if they electrocute me?
I know that's immensely retarded but still.

mentos and diet coke pouches, maybe rigor mortis or the convulsions would rip open the sacks and you'd spray shit foam from either end
best I can do and there's no gaurentee it wouldn't go off beforehand

I'M COMIN' IN BRAH! HANG ON, ONE MORE SET!

Maybe something sugary along with a few packets of yeast, make it ferment and gas up super heavy inside your intestines. Might not make you explode but you'd sure smell awful.

deep fried oysters, pickles, and cheesecake. With some Arnold Palmer.

Also, they should let you get in a car with a bomb a turn the ignition. That way you kill yourself, you do it for sure, and you can pretend to be a mafioso.

...

John Wayne Gacy had the right idea, cheap/cost effective, with some extravagant flourishes

so I would order;
a panda express chow mein party tray, 6 fried shrimp/prawns, 6 calamari rings, strawberries and 2L of ice cold coke.

A lasagna for 12 people.

A mcdouble, a mcchicken, couple pieces of kfc, pizza pocket, crab legs, microwave lasagna Alfredo, cheesy breadsticks. Lots of butter and hot sauce.

That's not Lagavulin

Man I love this photoset, some of the pictures actually make me crave the weird combinations.

for example this one , marmalade with eggs and hasbrowns must be a delightful combination.

To start, spinach and artichoke dip with lobster mixed in. Freshly toasted baguette slices to dip into it.

Main course, rare prime rib, a large slice. Garlic mashed potatoes, asparagus sauteed with garlic, and roasted red peppers.

Dessert, white chocolate brownie that my gf makes, high quality vanilla ice cream, and chocolate sauce.

Second dessert, pack of cigarettes, lighter, and three strong Crown Royal and cokes, with lime wedge.

Nothing. If I did a crime to be on death row, I would not deserve the comforts of a last meal. I'd probably kill myself first though, I don't feel like main is appropriate to judge and execute one another.

Something that'll give me the shits so when they kill me it all comes shooting out my ass

Pretty sure they put you in a diaper or something.

Gay as fuck to be quite honest with you senpai

What if I ask for a fugu sushi so my last meal could also be my death sentence?

No death penalty here, but I'd have to have steak

>People picking Shit - Tier fast food as their last meal

Veeky Forums is full of subhumans

>i'm too good for fast food

starter would be fried quail wings with aioli

main dish a fucking tomahawk steak with grandmas German potato salad, cole slaw and caramelized pan fried green asparagus

desert would be creme brulee with thyme

as a drink I just want a good Weizen from München and a Czech Pilsner

there's good fast food and there's bad fast food.

If you think McD or Arbys or Taco Bell is anything but dog-food tier bullshit then you're a bottom feeding mouthbreathing subhuman, end of discussion

>If you think McD or Arbys or Taco Bell is anything but dog-food tier bullshit then you're a bottom feeding mouthbreathing subhuman, end of discussion
Well, this is a thread where we imagine we are the type of people to end up on death row, so it fits.

Anyway, I'd pick steak and white rice, then marzipan cake for dessert.

This but Id add biscuits top tier taste tho.

if you've been in jail for 20 years or whatever waiting approval for your death, eating prison food which is pretty much the same thing every day and not even having the luxury of a commissary, wouldn't you want your guilty pleasure?

Wendys and large frosty. Im done do me in brotha.

I would never feed my dog any of those things, he gets food that's at least $3 per meal

No amount of cute faces will separate me from my shitty tacoid

i could go for a barbecue bacon burger, a large order of fries, a large orange soda with no ice and a piece of hot apple pie

goddamn i miss burgertank

people eat fugu sashimi without dying all the time idiot.

Saturday.... peanut butter and jelly for dinner. 3 slices of bread.

>europoors can't afford bullets

not only that but theres now farmed fugu that is poison free

John Wayne Gacy knows what's up.

*knew

The Executioner

>not having the fish on friday
must be southeastern

Oxtail soup and a glass of coca cola

>mfw you can't request a special meal in Texas anymore because of some asshole who ordered a bunch of stuff and didn't eat any of it

That brilliant son of a bitch

you get the standard meal now which kind of blows
you would think they'd give icecream and cake or something, or put like a $30 limit on it or something

>"Those who are lined up and know one knows for sure who shot him. Do they worry? do they feel partly responsible and guilty."

and you reply with

>"No one shooting knows who fired the fatal shot. Maybe read a book, eh?"
>maybe read a book, eh?
>MAYBE YOUR ASS SHOULD LEARN TO READ because all you did was say the same thing they just said and that they are wrong

A bunch of fucking meat

I'd aim for their ears, nose or eyes so on the off chance everyone else missed at least the condemned is horribly disfigured.

That was one of the main issues in earlier wars like WW1 and WW2 and also with firing squads for prisoners. (As far as Americans go) and one of the reason the US Military adapted body shaped targets for training. People would intentionally miss their living targets because they didn't want to hurt them even after the enemy trying to kill them and at the time they were only using simple paper targets for training.

>no black mcdonalds
>mexican mcdonalds
This is so correct its not even funny.

From 1890 to 2010, the rate of botched[a] lethal injections in the United States was 7.1%, higher than any other form of execution, with firing squads at 0%, the electric chair at 1.9%, hanging at 3.1%, and the gas chamber at 5.4%.[11]

Yup, firing squad for me too.

Are you triying to die before your execution?

Chicken cordon bleu, garlic bread, white cheese pasta, and an icy-cold six pack of diet coke.

I would probably want a good burguer and a bottle of good wine for enjoying one last time, and getting a bit drunk to face my death

I lost a kidney in an accident a while back so I'm mostly vegetarian these days, but there was a burger I had a while back in some pub that was incredible.
Med rare beef topped with smoked pulled pork and thick-cut bacon, on soft pretzel roll. Little bit of buttered sweet corn, onion rings, and a vanilla milkshake on the side and I'm in heaven until they flipped the switch. Burger was called the belfast iirc

>fried shrimp
>cheeseburger
>sriracha bacon onion rings

red checkered tablecloth, LED candles

Some good ol Cincinnati chili

>But it can't be from the black McDonald's. They have to get it from the Mexican McDonald's

Fast food is never worth it from the Black version.

t. Guy who lived in the south then moved

Spaghetti aglio e olio, a whopper, and 3 KFC original recipe chicken pieces. Wash it all down with a tall glass of water.

greasy

I hear you bro.
I had a fender bender a few days ago and I've been vegan ever since.
Once in a while I get naughty though and eat a few slices of vegan American cheese.

Prime Pussy of the best Escort they can order.

>Guy murders more than once and robs people
>gets to eat steak, lobster ice cream while watching his favorite movies

America is the most retarded

A balding black tranny from cell block F?

the whole point of the last meal right is that its suppposed to be
>we are better than you, you are being put to death and we are still morally in the right

Nope. I'd rather go out with a bang.

>food

just give me a shot glass and half a bottle of bourbon