I gotta go to jury duty soon how the fuck do i tell them i cant keep going to these cause im losing money. they pay me FORTY FUCKING DOLLARS for 5 hours of jury duty im trying to trade crypto instead how do i make them understand that
I got jury duty in 6 hours... FUCK
Jonathan Gomez
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Ryan Lewis
>crypto fag gets a taste of responsibility
Thomas Gonzalez
>not just telling them you're a racist and then getting excused.
You have no one to blame but yourself.
Angel Smith
Just get up in the middle of it and say NIGGER really loudly.
Bentley Collins
>he registered to vote
>he's complaining about a waste of time
Do you see it?
Kayden Richardson
Don't they usually ask you if you can be impartial during the voir dire process? As soon as the judge asked us, I raised my hand. Hey, it's true, so I wasn't committing perjury.
Adam Rivera
during selection you simply let it be known you recognize a name of a witness and/or you are deeply opposed to whatever the crime is
Anthony Walker
They'll ask why and if you don't have s good answer they won't believe you.
But yeah it would probably be pretty easy to not get picked as a juror but you're not going to get out of going the first day
Grayson Jackson
Tell them that your inherent white privilege excludes you from making a truly impartial decision
Matthew Torres
Some states just do it based on if you have a drivers license, like my shitty state.
Samuel Myers
Maybe it varies. The judge just asked the ten of us if we can be impartial, and those of us who raised our hands, he said that we were excused. It's probably because there was still a huge pool of prospective jurors to select from; I was among the first ten called up.
Jaxon Murphy
DRUMPFFHKINS BLOWN OUT ONCE AGAIN!
Kevin Hall
You should have threatened to nullify.
Too late now, you can't talk about nullification in court.
Evan Price
tell them you know the guy/company and hate him/it
Joseph Miller
Just act as autistically as possible and either the prosecution or defense will refuse to pick you; you'll go home at the end of the day.
Austin Allen
The easiest way to get out of jury duty is to say that you don't believe in judging people because only [insert name of deity here] can judge people
Daniel Bennett
If you're not smart enough to get out of something as simple as jury duty... you shouldn't be trading crypto anyway.
James Jackson
If you don't show up nothing will happen to you.
Lincoln Morgan
Isn't jury duty just free money? I went and we literally just sat around in a big room for 3 hours and played with our phones. Can't you trade on your smartphone?
Luis Sullivan
This
>Do you have anything we should know?
>I hate niggers
Easy get out of jury duty free card.
Jayden Hernandez
The jury system is scary af. Intelligent important people get out of it leaving a bunch of brainlets to decide a persons fate. Also they let women serve on juries which is a giant red flag.
Aiden Butler
kek'd
Jayden Butler
tell them aliens are real and have taken over judicial system
Matthew Hill
Don't be blate about it. Just simply ask if the judge/defendant in the case is Jewish.
Elijah Diaz
Just explain it to the judge. He'll cancel your jury duty for you.
Lucas Ortiz
Start a rant about sminem, the bogz and NWO
Liam Sanders
Convince them that you're legally retarded. Like...tell them about your Chainlink holding.
Dominic Lee
what a cold day bro, it's time to do important thing today, I've waste so much time, i'm will start reading about skywire
Jason Stewart
Should've gone for jury nullification
youtube.com
Basically claim that you don't believe in the law being always right, and you will judge them based on your own beliefs. Or do as said and claim that human laws have no weight to you and quote a specific religion's bible repeatedly as the only standard you will base your decisions on.
William Butler
HAHAHA
Noah Ramirez
I answered their jury summons letter telling them I was a NEET without a drivers license, they let me go. Fucking relief.