All scientists and enlightened humans must squat to shit.
Scientifically studied the benefits are: - Less time to shit - Cleaner shits with less required TP - Healthier for you and avoids many negative health effects of the strain
Both the time needed for sensation of satisfactory bowel emptying and the degree of subjectively assessed straining in the squatting position were reduced sharply in all volunteers compared with both sitting positions (P < 0.0001). In conclusion, the present study confirmed that sensation of satisfactory bowel emptying in sitting defecation posture necessitates excessive expulsive effort compared to the squatting posture.
Sitting to shit is a sign of humanity's poor IQ and poor intelligence to adapt to better things.
Because the first designs constructed had a "sitting position" it just stuck. While squating is far superior of a posture for expelling waste quickly and cleanly.
You have literally SPENT days or weeks of your life pushing out shits and cleaning up messes you could have done in a fraction of the time. Not to mention less painfully and with less side effects.
Ian Hill
good thread
Joshua Gomez
>shit in uncomfortable position that causes rectal problems and makes diahrea and other problems 10x worse. >all science proves it's a horrible way to do it >society still does it
Not only this but dumb fuck low IQ animal shit monkeys also make fun of countries that have squat toilets as being "inferior".
Meanwhile they shit in a horrible posture and position that causes literally 10x as much strain and mess all over their ass.
Oliver Martinez
Seven Advantages of Squatting
Makes elimination faster, easier and more complete. This helps prevent "fecal stagnation," a prime factor in colon cancer, appendicitis and inflammatory bowel disease.
Protects the nerves that control the prostate, bladder and uterus from becoming stretched and damaged.
Securely seals the ileocecal valve, between the colon and the small intestine. In the conventional sitting position, this valve is unsupported and often leaks during evacuation, contaminating the small intestine.
Relaxes the puborectalis muscle which normally chokes the rectum in order to maintain continence.
Uses the thighs to support the colon and prevent straining. Chronic straining on the toilet can cause hernias, diverticulosis, and pelvic organ prolapse.
A highly effective, non-invasive treatment for hemorrhoids, as shown by published clinical research.
For pregnant women, squatting avoids pressure on the uterus when using the toilet. Daily squatting helps prepare one for a more natural delivery.
Lucas Price
For infrared coagulation, the cost per treatment usually ranges from $400 to $500, with an average of four treatments required, for a total of about $1,600 to $2,000. And surgery, the most expensive method, ranges from about $9,000 to $12,000. Hemorrhoid treatment usually is covered by health insurance.
National Center for Health Statistics report of up to 23 million people or 12.8% of U.S. adults.
>literally spending all this money and having health problems because too low IQ to adopt scientifically better posture because "muh chair" >23 million americans bleeding out the ass because of low IQ decisions to use sitting instead of squatting. >will never be fixed until transhumanism kills all humans.
Dylan Thomas
>Sit Shitters = low IQ monkeys wasting time, messier, and higher chance of hemorrhoids and other problems. So you're telling me it will take me less time to go find some remote location that's squat-shit accessible, come back to the sink and clean up my hands and ass than it would to just go to the restroom with sit-shit toilets and do my business and return to my desk?
Brody Reyes
If you think White mongoloids are gonna change their shitty shitting habits you might as well also believe that India are going to stop shitting in their streets.
Austin Nguyen
interesting
i get hemorrhoids easily. I bet this would help. I just don't see a way to conveniently even try this.
Dominic Robinson
The same strain (Valsalva maneuver) is done during weightlifting. Does this cause any problems?
You could buy one and bring it to work and put it in the bathroom.
Josiah Phillips
Also I would wager the fact sitting is the preferred "rest posture" in terms of workplaces and for shitting is the simplest healthcare fix in the entire world
Switching to a squating posture with support instead of the common 90 degree angle chair posture would save people hundreds of billions in healthcare and improve work efficiency.
Imagine if every student was 2x more comfortable while in class? The economical and health benefit is the single largest and most easily accessed benefit in the world. IT is more efficient of a change to squatting from sitting than vaccines or antibiotics provide society.
Jackson Rivera
>not just shitting in the shower
Am I the only one smart enough to have figured this out already? The warm water makes it so that you're never in pain, no harsh toilet paper to deal with and the elimination of paper rubbing keeps your ass from getting swollen / inflamed, and modern diets already make it so that you stop having solid shits by the time you're out of high school if not earlier, so it all goes down the drain pretty effectively. Also you're standing so it comes out as naturally as possible.
Jordan Gutierrez
>tfw I don't know if this is b8 anymore
Alexander Adams
>he fell for the toilet paper meme
The only b8ing going on is how you b8 yourself each day with awful defecation experiences.
Sebastian Morgan
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Hunter Reed
why did i just pop a boner
Lucas Morris
Because you misinterpret posts with anime girl pictures as being the same as posts made by anime girls? Don't worry, I used to make the same mistake.
Tyler Sullivan
Veeky Forums having a debate about shitting. What a time to be alive
Elijah Miller
ah the ol waffle stomp
David Sanchez
>waffle stomp
Joshua Myers
kek
Adrian Ramirez
>ewww it's icky so we can't address something that causes 23 million americans to bleed out the anus and costs 100s of billions in healthcare.
Evan Ward
I do it all the time and can confirm it is actually more comfortable. The only thing i worry about is breaking the toilet i use.
Evan Nelson
>i get hemorrhoids easily if you feel blood pressure you're doing it wrong this is the one and only anatomically correct way
Josiah Ward
Lel, i use almost the same technique. When i was still living with my parents, my father would always ask me if was giving birth on the toilet
Anthony Ramirez
when i sit i usually bend over bringing my chest towards my knees. that would have the same effekt wouldn't it? because i'm not gonna fucking get a new toilette or try to climb onto the toilette to do the squat everytime. fuck that shit!
Jack Allen
just saw this. feels good
Lincoln Turner
Very interesting point, this is how Bruce Lee used to shit. Look at how healthy he was.
Caleb Sullivan
A relative of mine worked at IBM back in the day and had an experience with this. His branch had acquired a team of Japanese men to work with them in the states for a few months on a project. Suddenly, and mysteriously to the workers, the toilet seats were all broken or loose in their bathroom. It wasn't until someone walked in and saw one of the Japanese dude's heads poking over the stall that they found out they were squatting over the toilets.
Xavier Roberts
Japs know the right way to shit.
William Edwards
i will adjust my shitting position an lower the sit in my toilet
Robert Cook
Don't lie on the internet user. I've heard that exact same story before user, multiple times from multiple people. I doubt that relative part is true.
And it was never the Japanese, it were Chinese mainlanders and pajeets.
Japan has normal western toilets for decades now. Only in old building you'll find squat toilets.
Colton Brooks
Don't shoot the messenger. It was my dad's cousin lmao, met him once at a family reunion when I was like 14 and he definitely told me that, never forgot it. Maybe he was lying. Either way, he was recounting the story from decades ago, which means they may not have switched over from squatty-potties. Also it could've been Chinese too. Can't keep em straight because I'm a bigot.
Jaxon Morris
When I was 21 I started noticing blood on paper after heavier shits and especially after alcohol. Since then I started taking care about my diet, became abstinent and when shitting I don't push hard and try not to spend more than a minute or two on the shitter.
My life has never been better. I only wish I could go back to anal masturbation, but sadly it makes hemorrhoids come back so I only suck on dildos now.
Jose Green
> not just squatting on the toilet seat
Brainlet pls
Hunter Perez
So, you found the benefits of squatting without orienting your body to allow gravity to aid in the process and complete evacuation of your bowels. Good job.
Another benefit of squatting to shit, your body is designed to use your thigh against your stomach to push out the shit in your colon / intestines.
John Jackson
Don't make me tear you limb from limb and honour my Takeda ancestors with your head, gaijin.
Evan Gray
top post my friend, except for >using warm water
Tyler Cruz
Never heard of that puborectalis thing. But yeah OP I agree, I try to bend my back hollow when I shit nowadays.
Julian Mitchell
Sorta related, isn't squat birthgiving also way easier than lying on your back?
Julian Jenkins
If you want a serious answer, it will probably never be implemented, because of fat fucks. Also I guess it's easier to get shit on yourself on the Japanese style toilet (at least for the unexperienced). You can get one of those Jap things or a squattypotty for your home, and just not shit in your workplace/uni (I never do anyways).
Gabriel Cruz
If its so bad for you then why do we still do it? Checkmate scitards
Jackson Phillips
What is the bottom right pic trying to illustrate?
Gavin Young
that's your body trying to squat but not being able to and getting into the closest position
this is not a "good posture", it's simply the local maxima for sitting toilets. shithead
Isaiah Fisher
Everyone posting
>I bend forwards really far
while shitting on a sit toilet is a fucking moron
that is not the same as squatting. That is your fucking body screaming "why the fuck don't you squat" at you.
Joseph Wilson
Because you have grown weak over the years and are no longer capable of squatting down to even just parallel.
Adolescent you would be ashamed of how barely capable you are of manipulating your body.
Ancient Romans squatted to shit.
Toilets became a thing during some British era when a guy marketed a toilet as a throne that anyone could enjoy in private without having to be royalty.
Since then, it's become more and more common.
It's also a matter of engineering convenience. A sit down toilet is easier to port around and install as opposed to a mechanism that needs to work below the user's feet/ground in many circumstances. Just how well would a porta potty work if the design was to squat instead? Shit for thought.
Ryder Jones
Not a good idea, retard.
Grayson Powell
just fucking put a box under your feet when you go take a shit and voila
Daniel Thompson
when the acute angle of descent hits your intestinal wall just right
Anthony Johnson
Instead of squatting like an animal, why not get a squatting stool so you can still sit like a person but also align your rectum properly?
Ethan Clark
Nothing to do with IQ everything to do with how America works
Nathan Powell
Pic doesn't add up: >toilet broken on leftside >patient's ass on right side
I seen the bottom left pic in restrooms. Always thought it was in regards to hygiene/dirty feet on the seat.
Jack Gomez
Kek Why does he still classify as fully white when half his family is Asian?
Seen white-asian kids, they always look more asian than white
Landon Kelly
Looks like he's sitting on the floor with a syringe going into his inner elbow
Logan Martinez
Lel, why are dads such trolls
Alexander Gray
Not always, most halfsies i know look pretty white and stand out from full asians
Josiah Jackson
I squat, I don't know why people look down on it, desu it's faster and feels better.
Lucas Price
How can I squat in a normal toilet? Do I remove the cover?
Parker Williams
you dont squat on normal toilets the porcelain isnt made to withstand 70kgs on the rim
if the toilet has a hairline crack anywhere it will break and you'll be sliced up by giant shards of razor sharp shit covered porcelain
Hudson Baker
kek I've squatted my entire life but I'm only ~60kg. Never thought about it though desu.
Aaron Reyes
Yeah, there's no need to get butthurt about it
Gavin Brown
please reconsider this practice user. Unless you have a toilet designed to resist squatting, you might get severely injured.
Yo just use a milk crate or just use one leg they're free
Luke Jones
So, who wants to design squat-proof toilets?
Luis Baker
I started doing this like two month ago and the results are amazing! cut my toilet time in like 60%, my tiny hemeroid disapeared completely and pooping is just much easier!
Ryder Nguyen
Sometimes I get into my scuba suit and do 9 if I'm feeling kind of crazy that day.
Mason Ramirez
you just want us to slavsquat constantly, i'm on to your game
Nicholas Scott
>t. brainlet
Jaxson Perry
Squat shitting is scientifically correct
Anyone who sits = low IQ
Ayden Roberts
ZING
Gavin Richardson
POO IN LOO O O
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L O O
Mason Williams
Tank you Ganesh we have deposited .02 rupees into your poo boxx ayy shiva plis come again
Kevin Cox
>not using a colostomy bag
Isaac Stewart
That's funny, because it seems like they don't have a bidet in that toilet.
Leo Perez
I would throw my bag at anyone who makes me mad, like that pepe guy would in those frog and bald guy comics
Just tried it yesterday. I also found pooping easier. Thank you to everyone in this thread who informed me of this.
Noah Nelson
Oh great. So now, to avoid life threatening porcelain-induced injuries, I gotta buy a squatty potty and suffer the humiliation of having such a disability-looking device sitting in my water closet for all of society to see and laugh at. When will the world change and stop oppressing us Colon Crusaders?
Charles Parker
i wish i could squat like figure B, but i must have short tendons cause i cant go flat foot without tipping backwards
could i just lean forward while sitting down? or should i shit with my back to a wall?
Hudson Powell
>less time to shit My shit time is an invaluable time for self reflecting and shitposting on Veeky Forums >less TP required Like I give a fuck about trees >healthier for you I've had a hemorrhoid and it's not that bad
Mason Ortiz
There's signs in the toilets around the IELTS school at my university which has pictures telling you not to stand on the toilets to squat
Bentley Torres
There's the other edge just offset from the middle...
IT looks like it gave way and the person fell down to the left, hence that central part slicing his ass up on the way down
Kayden Kelly
I just really felt like doing this
Carter Lopez
CARLOS
Jackson Hall
You should probably work at getting your mobility back. The sign of falling backwards is either weakness or tightness. Both are fixed the same way.
Brandon Russell
I just came back from Japan - you find squat toilets everywhere, they even call sitting toilets "western style"
John Mitchell
>"what's that user?" >"oh, that's just my shit stool. I don't want any hemorrhoids and it also saves me like 3 minutes"
Mason Jones
>strain on the knees >nerve strain in your ankles >ruining your back yeah you really know what you're talking about
Jonathan Young
I'd rather relax in the bathroom more longer.
Brayden Peterson
Sharp edges cut through skin, retard.
Brandon Scott
you can still find them, usually in public places, but the typical household toilet is what you'd normally think of a toilet being
Jayden Allen
You're not supposed to squat for like half an hour while browsing your phone, you dummy. The whole process shouldn't take longer than a few minutes.
Angel Kelly
>>strain on the knees >>nerve strain in your ankles >>ruining your back >yeah you really know what you're talking about
A proper squat with proper form has little to no shear forces acting upon your knees.
Back compression comes with the heavy weighted squat under unsafe conditions.
"Nerve strain on ankles" what the Fuck are you doing to cause strain.... Don't tell me your heels are off the ground you tremendous pseudo-fit, skinny fat, zumba promoting, faggot.
Colton Perez
t. an 80 year old
Landon Foster
>poking holes in that pic >doesn't mention the fact that the toilet doesn't have any blood on it Also, one of the pictures could have been mirrored
Nathan King
just lean forward
Austin Davis
Yea that dude is definitely going to shit on his nuts