Hey guys what sort of pizza should we order?

>Hey guys what sort of pizza should we order?
>DOUBLE CHEESE! PEPPERONI!
>Ok now that the children have spoken, what do the adults want?

Supreme. Y'know, the shit with the olives and mushrooms and peppers and shit.

Quail motherfucker.

Are you a kid? You want some tendies to go with that pizza? Grow up and eat something healthy

I'll have a thin crust pizza with green peppers, jalapenos, mushrooms, spicy salami, roasted garlic and onions.

The only right answer right here.

Actually the correct answer is the perogi pizza. Sour cream sauce piled high with potatoes, bacon, cheddar cheese and onions. The best fast food pizza!

Capriciosa w/ anchovies

Actually the correct answer is cocks. That would make you the happiest.

I will have

-Pan style
-Four cheese (Mozzarella, Romaine, and Parmesan, Provolone)
-A garlic butter sauce
-Roasted garlic
-Roasted onions

>2016+1
>Being homophobic

Sounds like someone is deep in the closet. You posting from Narnia bro :) ?

>this thread again

I've learned to like everything except mushrooms. Obviously I haven't tried every food in the world but literally the only food I've tried that actually tastes bad to me, aside from morels and chanterelles. Those shitty black and white mushrooms they throw on everything taste like dirt and feel like rubber.

>current year+1
>being retarded enough to try to make a comeback to a solid joke
>being this much of a faggot
>Potatoes on pizza

I always have to settle for pep because nobody, except for me, likes Hawaiian

>Triggered
>Not having potatoes on pizza

It truly is the best pizza combination

>Potatoes
>Sausage
>Cracked egg
>pepper
>Jalapeno

If you don't like breakfast pizza you are a f.a.g.g.o.t

>not having a mashed potato pizza before

I know right? What a fucking faggot. Mashed potato pizza is the best.

>pepperoni
>pineapple
>jalapenos

Now that is a 'za that everyone who is not a virgin can enjoy.

A place near me does collards, fried chicken, and gravy pizza on a mashed potato base.

DANK

Linguica and banana pepper

This. It's amazing how many people will not eat vegetables. You can be guaranteed that a meat lover's pizza will be the first to disappear, but something with vegetables on it stands a chance of lasting long enough for me to get another slice.

When I order pizzas for the staff at work, I usually order one with jalapenos or olives because I know that, by the time I have my late break, there will still be some food left for me.

You'll also notice that everyone asks for cheese pizza and then proceeds to eat the ones with the meat toppings first.

It's not pierogi without the pierogi dough, and I think whole pierogi work better in sandwiches than on pizza dough. I would opt for the mac and cheese pizza, which sounds redundant but works surprisingly well.

That sounds amazing. I'm going to try this at home.

light cheese!
extra sauce!
double pepperoni!
pan crust!

Double cheese. Pepperoni.
You pretentious twat.

>Pretentious for liking vegetables and not consistently wanting to eat pizza that is often given to children at pizza parties

Pic related, it's you. On your way to the the sophisticated melted chocolate riviera restaurant

It will probably be better than theirs is. I wouldn't be surprised if they used bagged mashed potatoes. The gravy is quality though. Pound your tenderloins super thin and you're good to go.

>veg on pizza will make you less fat

ohohohohoh

I've heard it all now.

Where in that post is that claimed you stupid American child faggot?

>I like extra cheese and salted meats on my pizza
>LMAO YOU FUCKING CHILD WHAT ARE YOU 12 NOW WHAT DO THE REAL GROWN UPS IN THE ROOM WANT? A NICE HEALTHY BUNDLE OF KALE?
It's pizza you fucking retard. I get vegetables on mine 99% of the time but there's nothing wrong with extra cheesy pizza.

You sick fuck. Reported.

For me, it's gotta be the donair pizza.

>double cheese
>peperoni
>sausage
>extra mushroom

DANK
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Plan pepperoni can be delicious sometimes, I like to order double

olives and mushrooms are disgusting, but I'll take onions and peppers all day

5 cheese with an orval, please.

Tuscan sausage,truffle, black olive .Mozzarella and cheddar mix, with a dusting of oregano

So how much blended money do you typically have on the side?

Best pizza is black olives, mushrooms, and canadian bacon.

Banana peppers, onions, jalapenos, spinach, salami, meatballs. That is what I order every time.

>that one faggot that always order double supreme toppings.
>pizza gets so overloaded that the dough turns into soggy bread.

>hanging out with friends
>order pizza with pepperoni(it's the same cost of a cheese)
>pay for the pizza
>2 people, HEY user WHERE IS THE CHEESE? YOU KNOW I AND FRIEND CAN'T EAT PEPPERONI WITHOUT MASSIVE HEART BURN BESIDES THAT SHIT IS BAD FOR YOU!


Personally I like, philly steak, onion, green pepper (sometimes garlic)

Just ate a cheeseburger pizza tonight. It was pretty good.

Pickles, ground beef, onions, mustard, and cheddar sprinkled on top

Marinara and Meat Lovers, half and half

nutella

never go full retard

Yeah, supreme doesn't work with double toppings. The idea is to get a little bit of everything onto each slice, not to get everything all in one fucking bite. What a retard that guy is.

Hawaiian is easily the best

a medium-large dark pizza from Papa Johns

white pizza

I'll have some gravel and water on my pizza please.

That makes me the coolest, oldest most intelligent person in the thread.

>eats pizza at all
>tries to call others fat children
Dohoho.

If it doesn't have anchovy, you done fucked up.

Anchovies capers and olives is the best choice.

Although I had humus on a pizza the other day and it was really nice.

Fo sho,
>let's get dominoes!
>k, I'll order it
>ah break... No one seemed to tap the jalapeƱo, onion, mushroom thin crust w bbq sauce...
> sausage/peps only cucks can suck tittays
> enjoy pizza

>not asking for a bread tube with toppings on the side

put the bread in your mouth and take turns trying to fling olives and bits of ham into the tube to fall into your friends mouth haha i wonder what my friends teeth taste like haha asking for a friend haha

>Pizza eaten all over the world by adults daily except they have adult toppings
>dur chuldren :(

autism? probably

>you ordered a weird pizza, user. It's good though!

Tendie pizza, the choice of authentic big boys

First post best post. I love a good meat lover's pizza, but I'd give up some of that meat if it means getting some mushrooms, green peppers, chopped garlic, and all that good shit.

It needs honey mustard topping for fucks sake !

This but chicken instead of pepperoni

Mushrooms, just a fuck ton of mushrooms

Tuna and onions

Sausage and Arugula

You're an idiot

Chicken and thicccccc tomato chunks

like juicy pustules bursting in my mouth

Spinach tomato chicken

wow man so grown up!!!!

I don't usually get the same pizza evertime, I almost always change it up somewhat. With that being said let it be known that the mighty jalapenos is the best topping.

/thread tbphwyf

double pepperoni + onions > double cheese

Objectively the correct answer
/thread

Arugula, apple slices, caramelized onion, garlic

This but banana peppers instead of jalapenos.

There's nothing wrong with a cheese pizza, as long as it's a GOOD cheese pizza. Made the right way, with the right cheese.

That said, my current favorite is what the place I usually order from called their "Green Pizza". Olive oil base, mozzarella, spinach, artichokes, green olives, feta, pesto drizzle. Perfection.
My other favorite pizza is from another place that does one called "Tuscan Mushroom" that has 4 kinds of mushrooms on it, with a white sauce, roasted garlic and fresh thyme. Heavenly.
My go-to pizza when I don't know how good a place is or just need a regular pizza is Pepperoni, Mushrooms, and Olives.

Why??

I sure do love me sum cp. extra sausage