>he doesn't have his private key backed up at least 12 times in form of encrypted high-redundancy paper QR-codes
He doesn't have his private key backed up at least 12 times in form of encrypted high-redundancy paper QR-codes
Nolan Wright
Ryan Kelly
>he doesn’t just write down his private key occasionally
David Williams
>he doesn’t have his private key tattooed on his left ass cheek
Grayson Wright
>he doesn’t realize when crypto goes to 0, the only keys he’ll care about is for moms car
Nathan Hill
>he know his private key, trezor pin code, and 12 back up phrases by heart
Eli Powell
>he hasn't legally changed his middle name to his private key
Easton Perez
>He hasn't tattooed his 12 word seed on himself
Logan Howard
>his seed isn't the 14 words which are tattooed on himself
Caleb Rogers
>he hasnt had his seed implanted on the inside of his eyelids
Asher Barnes
>he don't pay professional painters to make abstract art which resembles the 12 word seed
Dylan Foster
>he doesn’t change his pk regularly
>he creates >2 locations or mediums in which his pk exists
Ethan Rodriguez
>store my key in an unprotected word file on my desktop
Daniel Diaz
i do this too, but unironically and on my moms desktop running win XP and bloatware with dancing penguins on the screen
Nicholas Foster
Side note
Why the fuck do they always install toolbars
Gabriel Thompson
Jason Bell
>he doesnt store all his coins on an exchange
Bentley Gonzalez
>He doesn't have 12 journal entries with one seed word in each one.
Liam Powell
>He doesn't use stenography to hide his keys inside chain link memes making them impossible to find.
Dylan Sanchez
>He doesn't own a combination safe with a paper key inside, and keep the combination to the safe on a post it note on his favourite book, hidden cunningly in his huge secret library, which is built into a spiral wine cellar under his home.
Easton Bennett
>not having 12 fully written dream journals with one word hidden amongst cryptic puzzles in each journal that you thought up while lucid dreaming
Brainlets
Logan Thompson
>He didn't create a cute personal phone app game where you try to touch the dogs nose as many time in a row without getting licked with the seed words located in the repository.