>bought btc at near ath in December >finally gave up with the hodl meme last month and moved everything into stocks >today happens Fuck, should I liquidate what remains of my investment and just buy an air tight bag and a bottle of helium instead?
it is the original version
you are just terrible
You did name yourself bagholder extraordinaire for a reason, right?
I'm the Bear fag and I say sell as I believe we are at/near bottom of the dip. This market is not going to crash recession status for another 9 years
>just buy an air tight bag and a bottle of helium instead? That would probably be your best investment yet.
Amrs is definitely gonna hit 10 a few times by fucking september.
Never got into options though, can someone give me an over view on how it works.
Say i believe amrs is gonna hit 10 by september.. What am i risking and what is my reward? And what are the time frames?
Its like placing inside bets on a craps table. Fucking awesome.
Options are contracts (derivitives) that give you the right to buy a certain amount of a certain equity within a given window of time. Kind of like pre-ordering. People rarely use options in this way. They usually just trade the contracts. Using the to hedge and bet on or against specific equities.
I'm trying to buy BRK.B $135 puts 06/15 but in won't go through >:(
lets say you buy a call option for $1 on ARMS with a strike price of $10 and an expiration of December. then, when the option expires in december, you have the option to buy a share of AMRS for $10. So if AMRS goes to $15, you made $4 and if it goes to $9.99, you lost $1.
put options are the reverse. you have the option to sell 1 share of AMRS for $10.
TSLA dropped below my 315 target, but that was before the stability of the market changed....
AVGR earnings AH
It is going to keep going until Trump is out of office.
I thin I remember you swing trading TSLA conditions changed The CFO gtfo And Goldman Sachs turned bearish on the stock I would wait a little before playing the swing trade
yes yes puppets matter
Market will be volatile but I don’t think it will crash because nearly everything Trump did is favorable to companies
We're going to need another round of tax cuts to keep this market up.
>MSM on both sides of the aisle rampaged against Trump for the entire election cycle >everyone is a puppet
the same way he always does. by holding >8440823 agreed. and the 10 calls are cheap as shit. right behind ya /mu/ killed lemmy. why cant Veeky Forums kill buffett? thats pretty tame. i want to see him literally flayed alive. >citi do they have any bonds for sale? id buy those yeah the media will keep telling everyone that trumps gonna break everything, but wall street loves the guy. just look at the bull run that started as SOON as they figured out which direction the election was going. im fucking praying that the FANG meme will fucking die though. every single one of those shit companies is intensely overvalued and i want all their money.
all i can say is, i fucking hope this volatility sticks around. this shit is a fucking blast
>/leftypol/ >thread asking if Nazis are anti-imperialist for fighting the USA and UK >guy saying big business is crashing the stock market to keep down the working class
These people are retarded
>Have $10K Buy order for ANY @ 1.80 >Wait 4 hours, didn't trigger >Right when I cancel it drooped to 1.80 and pops to 1.92
its no use user. they are all so fucked in the head. this is what happens to anyone who gobbles up brainwashing philosophies and their propaganda indiscriminately. they are completely out of touch with reality and believe that everything is a "spook" or a conspiracy by the 1% to keep the proles down. the proles are down because they are retarded, and dont give two fucks about hedging their fucking money against all the crazy shit going down. these are the people who put their life savings in a savings account.
the exact fucking thing that happened to /pol/ really, just in the opposite direction. the fucking retards actually believe that no one is going to stop them when they try to gas the kikes and establish a white ethnostate. i miss when /pol/acks were just a bunch of lolbergs desu. there was more in depth discussion about the hows and whys of every scenario. now its just the jews, even when its in regards to things that the jews are more or less irrelevant in. for fucks sake, i saw a post on cripplechan a couple days ago that was saying that the fucking clarinet (the instrument) was invented by jews to make music more ugly. i mean, really?
fucking retards, all of them. everyones a fucking extremist nowadays. its a side effect of the times. frankly, the only people that are thinking clearly are the people that are here trying to learn how to take advantage of the most action in the markets in years.
WE are going to be the ones who come out ahead here, not right or left wing political dissidents. we will take advantage of the situation, and 10 years from now /leftypol/ will be screeching about how we are all "porkies" or "1%ers", while /pol/ will be kvetching about how were all fucking kikes. and neither of them will have any money.
MICT Get in before the earnings report
So I sold my UVXY today for a comfy profit but I think wanna play the Fed Shitposting, suggestions?