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leftypol honeypot edition

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Previous thread

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first bitches


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no me.


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u mad fag?

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buy ONTX
buy AUPH
buy KERX

Current state of the /smg/ fund

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you seriously bought an AMRS $10 call?

dont know it sorry cant comment

How will Buffett-sama ever recover

Will S&P find support at 27k?

CWCO Is a small cap utility stock I was holding separately from the fund. To make it easier I just put it in so my entire portfolio in. It's a small part, so just ignore it

no u

brkb did so poorly today
wtf is buffet doing? hes supposed to beat the sp

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hope so

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impossible to say
all thats certain is that will eventually go back to all time highs, probably next month or the month after

>wtf is buffet doing?

dying slowly

The best part is the real sale hasn't even started yet, we still have another 48 hours of red candles.

buffet-sama will live forever!

top jej

Go long BOMN
Its grand nephew is one of the founder

This Thursday when we update the fund, we should buy puts on BRK.B and hope buffet dies in the next year

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could a dying man do THIS?

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What kind of sick bastard would want to see a warren buffet ping pong show?

Sell uvxy?

Was just wondering this. What do you bearfags think?

I'm sticking to my plan. Holding 48 more hours.

I want to see Soros rip off his testicles and play ping pong with those

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What happened to Goatse Electric?

Whoiooaa BASED citigroup
back in green

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>bought btc at near ath in December
>finally gave up with the hodl meme last month and moved everything into stocks
>today happens
Fuck, should I liquidate what remains of my investment and just buy an air tight bag and a bottle of helium instead?

it is the original version

you are just terrible

You did name yourself bagholder extraordinaire for a reason, right?

I'm the Bear fag and I say sell as I believe we are at/near bottom of the dip. This market is not going to crash recession status for another 9 years

>just buy an air tight bag and a bottle of helium instead?
That would probably be your best investment yet.

Then Goatse Electric should be added

im a bear tard and I'm continuing to hodl SPX

Forget my trip

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>calls himself THE bear
>thinks the market will suddenly now do a 2x longer bull run than it ever has before

is this the Legendary Golden Bull run

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to be fair he said we could stop listening if his KTOS call went wrong

oh lordy lord

>Gold isn't a hedge against the market
Brainlets, show yourselves.

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strong support at 27k

Amrs is definitely gonna hit 10 a few times by fucking september.

Never got into options though, can someone give me an over view on how it works.

Say i believe amrs is gonna hit 10 by september..
What am i risking and what is my reward?
And what are the time frames?

Its like placing inside bets on a craps table. Fucking awesome.

Options are contracts (derivitives) that give you the right to buy a certain amount of a certain equity within a given window of time. Kind of like pre-ordering. People rarely use options in this way. They usually just trade the contracts. Using the to hedge and bet on or against specific equities.

I'm trying to buy BRK.B $135 puts 06/15 but in won't go through >:(

lets say you buy a call option for $1 on ARMS with a strike price of $10 and an expiration of December. then, when the option expires in december, you have the option to buy a share of AMRS for $10. So if AMRS goes to $15, you made $4 and if it goes to $9.99, you lost $1.

put options are the reverse. you have the option to sell 1 share of AMRS for $10.

Buy citigroup its going back to 500

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thats how the AMD monthly is looking desu senpai

Down to a third cash after buying the dip ir can’t go any lower right?

>people actually think Buffett-sama can't beat the bogs

Am I interpreting this correctly since you can't find a put seller ?

I'm glad my stocks are being corrected. I was worried about the prices being wrong

post web address

are you a masochist

unless you are most other stocks

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y-yeah haha

autismincorporated dot org

No robinhood is retarded and doesn't represent the limit price correctly at any given time, so trying to get it for a low limit price is impossible


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Burgers stahp selling pls. I'm getting some of your blowback up here in the hat.

what to pick up during this sale?

They all just bought in, dump it!

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TSLA dropped below my 315 target, but that was before the stability of the market changed....

when moon

AVGR earnings AH

It is going to keep going until Trump is out of office.

I thin I remember you swing trading TSLA
conditions changed
The CFO gtfo
And Goldman Sachs turned bearish on the stock
I would wait a little before playing the swing trade

yes yes puppets matter

Market will be volatile but I don’t think it will crash because nearly everything Trump did is favorable to companies

We're going to need another round of tax cuts to keep this market up.

>MSM on both sides of the aisle rampaged against Trump for the entire election cycle
>everyone is a puppet

the same way he always does. by holding
agreed. and the 10 calls are cheap as shit. right behind ya
/mu/ killed lemmy. why cant Veeky Forums kill buffett?
thats pretty tame. i want to see him literally flayed alive.
do they have any bonds for sale? id buy those
yeah the media will keep telling everyone that trumps gonna break everything, but wall street loves the guy. just look at the bull run that started as SOON as they figured out which direction the election was going. im fucking praying that the FANG meme will fucking die though. every single one of those shit companies is intensely overvalued and i want all their money.

all i can say is, i fucking hope this volatility sticks around. this shit is a fucking blast

>thread asking if Nazis are anti-imperialist for fighting the USA and UK
>guy saying big business is crashing the stock market to keep down the working class

These people are retarded

>Have $10K Buy order for ANY @ 1.80
>Wait 4 hours, didn't trigger
>Right when I cancel it drooped to 1.80 and pops to 1.92



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Does anyone else """invest""" in """political futures"""?

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the stock market is full of master baiters

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thoughts on btg? B2Gold? looks like its hovering near support

Should I buy more AMRS??

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CRIS finally hit bottom, buy in now for cheap.

I'm not liking the lack of volume Waiting for a major dip.

Charge your phone

Yea, that was me. Im out on them for a bit until I can see a good pattern

>when Amyris keeps you in the green
Tech genocide when?

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Where my bears at?

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its no use user. they are all so fucked in the head. this is what happens to anyone who gobbles up brainwashing philosophies and their propaganda indiscriminately. they are completely out of touch with reality and believe that everything is a "spook" or a conspiracy by the 1% to keep the proles down. the proles are down because they are retarded, and dont give two fucks about hedging their fucking money against all the crazy shit going down. these are the people who put their life savings in a savings account.

the exact fucking thing that happened to /pol/ really, just in the opposite direction. the fucking retards actually believe that no one is going to stop them when they try to gas the kikes and establish a white ethnostate. i miss when /pol/acks were just a bunch of lolbergs desu. there was more in depth discussion about the hows and whys of every scenario. now its just the jews, even when its in regards to things that the jews are more or less irrelevant in. for fucks sake, i saw a post on cripplechan a couple days ago that was saying that the fucking clarinet (the instrument) was invented by jews to make music more ugly. i mean, really?

fucking retards, all of them. everyones a fucking extremist nowadays. its a side effect of the times. frankly, the only people that are thinking clearly are the people that are here trying to learn how to take advantage of the most action in the markets in years.

WE are going to be the ones who come out ahead here, not right or left wing political dissidents. we will take advantage of the situation, and 10 years from now /leftypol/ will be screeching about how we are all "porkies" or "1%ers", while /pol/ will be kvetching about how were all fucking kikes. and neither of them will have any money.

Get in before the earnings report

So I sold my UVXY today for a comfy profit but I think wanna play the Fed Shitposting, suggestions?

So you mean we're going to make it?

filthy centrist

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>political futures
how the fuck do you do that? i would fucking crush at that. can you actually play futures on this shit, or is it just a game?

>tfw you live in an actual white ethnostate
Extremely overrated desu, you can't even get a gook.