I don't know how to cook

I don't know how to cook.

Did I do well?

It looks greasy.

What other vegetables should I have added to this?

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it looks putrid

If there wasn't that disgusting """sriracha mayo""" on it, I could give you a better assessment

I wouldn't add much more than some green capsicum and spring onion

You know you can just buy sriracha, and then open up your fridge and take out your jar of mayo, and then take out a little bowl and a spoon, AND YOU'RE A FUCKING IDIOT FOR BUYING STUPID OVERPRICED PREMIXED SRIRACHA MAYO.

And if you thought it looks greasy to begin with YOU SHOULDN'T OF COVERED THE ENTIRE PLATE IN FUCKING MAYONNAISE, WHICH IS BASICALLY JUST MORE GREASE.

>other vegetables

I don't see any to begin with. Did you think that the sriracha mayo was a vegetable just because there are green things on the label?

whats the color brown OP? is that pork

It looks greasy AND burned

yes way too much mayo

Looks edible. Honestly can't tell there's vegetables in it, it looks like sesame chicken. You can only improve, OP.

>whats the color brown OP? is that pork
Pork yeah

teriyaki pork


I put shitake mushrooms in it, but it tastes just like regular mushrooms

It's not that bad

>I don't know how to cook.
Yes, this is very obvious.