ITT: Veeky Forums runs a fast food restaurant

2 TACOS FOR $0.99

They're $1.29 with tax now.

MAKE TACOS GREAT AGAIN

"I'll have the crab legs with fun dip, a boiled potato and cinnamon poppers."

WHO THE FUCK LET JA/ck/ BACK IN THE FUCKING KITCHEN

Someone should shoot him, he's a health hazard.

what is this new meme?

Menu:
mchicken
tendies
fries
soda
alcohol
za
some nip food for the sake of it
full english breakfast
pasta cooked in knorr chicken stockpots

don't forget the tip

It gets shut down because it just resells McChIckens

>fry 50lbs of tendies on Saturday
>freeze and microwave them to order

Some kids that think the whole world is obsessed with America so they false flag as Europeans then reply to themselves with "O B S E S S E D".

This is basically the new go' za

The Kekburger.

'go 'za was creative at least
this is just samefaggotry

>menu is literally nothing but McChicken and 'go 'za

What about Veeky Forums options?

I'll take the alcohol please

mmmmm all it needs is hot sauce on top

We're out of quinky sauce, someone mix up a new batch.

we're out of eggs

Offer small bottles of Naked and uncooked spaghetti

6 drinks minimum

Boiled chickenbreast served in a molten pack of butter. Deepfried protein bar as dessert.

it's not that new, it just wasn't on ck before

it comes from population numbers more than anything else, of course a big as fuck country will get more mentions than a small one, more things happen there, and there's way more people from there on Veeky Forums per capita anyway

Guys is lunch ready?

WHERES THE KUNG PAO CHICKEN?

If I don't get a goddamn McChicken in less than a minute I swear to God I am going to RAPE somebody

It must have the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich.

Hi, my name's Nino!

Mchcickens
Frozen pizzas
Alcohol
Tendies
Kraft meals

We can't actually serve alcohol, so you'll have to drink it off of a greasy pizza, sir.
That'll be $36.11

Wafflehouses would look like 5star establishments compared to a Veeky Forums diner.

What if we reuse McChicken paddies to make gourmet food like chicken curry, chicken parmesan, and chicken and waffles?

I once thought about trying a Sausageburgers concept. Just burgers, but instead of beef patties, sausage. And many different kind of sausages: Italian, Polish, German, etc., so different kinds of sandwiches.

>High food/labor cost with a small/ nonexistent market.

That's a loser 99.9% of the time.

Dude, sushi is fucking meme food. We don't sell that here you fucking normies.

>chicken tendies
>burgers
>cheese option on everything
>plenty of salt
>spicy ketchup

ez day baby.

You forgot to add a "secret" sauce

No.

It will never work. The idea will die during the planning stage the moment someone asks if the place will accept tips or is going to pay actual minimum wage to the FOH; any survivors won't be fit to feed themselves, let alone others.

I'll take six waters, thank you

Not as a fastfood, maybe as a food truck, or at a place that serves "good/fancy" burgers with originality, or a BBQ/steakhouse. Like where they have fried eggs, avocado/guacamole, or beetroot as ingredients.
I see it working in Yurop, not sure about Burgerland.

What kind of bottle could I autistically and unsuspiciously sip a clear uncoloured liquid from at Veeky Forums's fast food place?

Gimme the go za large

One put O'Red comin up!

We should name it No Sticky!

>Fast food
>Restaurant

Choose 1

Whats for dessert?

Big Mac

2 SCALLOP
2 RISOTTO
3 RACK OF LAMB
1 WELLINGTON

Sriracha bacon for me my good sir :^)

xD

I think amerilards have every god damn respect to have the ability to whatever they wish to call them. ESPECIALLY since they invented them

Someone just ordered pic related. Let's get to work boys.

>Today special is the McChicken the best fast food sandwich with a side of another McChicken the best entree for your meal

> but you do have to eat this

PIZZABURGER

soda fountains have a huge profit margin, right?

why can't we just open a shop that just sells overpriced cups & has a soda fountain

don't even need food

McCurry
McParmesan
McWaffles

How much for 1 rib?

what the fuck

STOP WASTING MY TIME BRING OUT THE FUCKING GLASSBLOWER YOU INCAPABLE FUCK WHICH KITCHEN DO YOU THINK YOU'RE COOKING IN HERE

...

Nothing to do with population. It's about foreign people bringing up America for no real reason. Basically saying "you're obsessed, you think about us all the time, and we really don't ever think about you."

We'll call it Weinerschnitzel. Except we'll actually serve Weinerschnitzel unlike those other bastard.

ALRIGHT LISTEN HERE YOU FAGGOTS WE'VE GOT
50 MCCHIKENS,
3 'GO 'ZA I'M NOT EVEN SURE WHAT THAT IS
3 WELL DONE STEAKS WITH KETCHUP
2 JA/CK/ SPECIAL AUNT MYRNA'S PARTY CHEESE SALADS
AND ONE #WIFEMATERIAL ALFREDO PASTA

GET TO WORK YOU SHITS

I can't stop laughing at this post fuck

Hi! My name's...

*Puffs chest*

NINOOOOOOOOOO

THIS ISNT 7/11 WHERE YOU BUY A BIG GULP AND SNEAK A TWINKIE IN THE CUP FOR FREE

LIGHT A FIRE UNDER YOUR ASS YOU CUNT

>tfw when your stuck activating the almonds on garnish
:/

>No real reason

That or it's because we're bombing them.

Whatever the menu consisted of, the Thomas the Tank Engine theme needs to be blaring constantly, and at an inhuman decibel.

Do we expect /k/ to visit?

>no real reason
>americans make up the largest demographic
hmmm

The only sexy couple I'd trust in the kitchen, try Tammy's clam bake today!

I'm cooking macaroni for dinner
I'm going to drain it and grate cheese over it

That's how poor I am

We need a normie menu for food-retarded people

lamb sauce?

Sweet sundae ramen

>Topic at hand has nothing to do with Americans
>Eurotrash beings up America because they can't stop thinking about us all the time

fuccin kek

This actually seems like a pretty solid concept to me.

I'd love to be able to get an Italian sausage parm sandwich and a Polish kielbasa-and-kraut sandwich at the same place. As long as they're done well.

Can i serve real food in the restaurant or I am forced to serve fake food from pedo anime with loli cushions on the side?

lel

The KEKburger
>One Wal-Mart brand "Premium Quality" Kobe beef patty, sous-vide "western-style", topped with a single Kraft single, a fried egg, and your choice of either day-old wilting greens or our special kek sauce nestled between two steamed (not steaming) buns. Added bacon is $2 more.

Me? I'd serve crab legs

Whoever prepped the Quinky Sauce this week put way too much mustard in it ffs read the recipe sometime

WHERE'S
THE LAMB
SAAAUCE

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Yea sorry but I'm really sick *buuurp* and I don't think I'm gonna be able to come in today *crack* *fizz* sorry

What were there topping on?