Real troll physics

I dont have a clue about physics, so help me out with this:


Just in theory; If the sattelite would orbit just a little bit faster than the earth rotation, just so its not stationary, we add something else than a magnet to connect, use a Pole instead of a cord and have a weight to switch the plane for (so there are not any weight differences), COULD THIS WORK?

Well, if you had a wire on the satellite that stretched from just below geostationary altitude down to the surface (about 35000 km), this question would still be fucking retarded.

I am well aware of that

Yes.
Basically a space elevator.

You would quickly slow down the satellite with the weight of the plane until it can't orbit anymore. This is assuming the rope itself has no weight and the magnet is strong enough to lift the plane for the sake of this being a fun scenario. Maybe if the satellite had infinite fuel and we had hand held magnets we could skip the plane and use this to fly across the world like Superman.

Why aren't there monkey bars everywhere?
Imagine how great the world would be if every sidewalk had monkey bars, and people had to swing everywhere.
Replace crosswalks with higher monkey bars so you don't even have to stop traffic to cross.
replace wheelchairs and mobility scooters with forced euthanasia.

they tried to make some electricity generator with this idea

well the satellite has basically infinite fuel, its got solar panels

>replace wheelchairs and mobility scooters with forced euthanasia.
Nice try Hitler ;^)

>Replace crosswalks with higher monkey bars so you don't even have to stop traffic to cross.
this is actually a pretty good idea desu, just make it so you need some test to prove that you can do it without ever fucking up