The leech NEET - Lives off of the forced Goodwill of family. Unironically lives with their parents until they are middle aged or older. Could possibly work out long term if their parents die and leave them a life insurance settlement.
The NEETbux NEET - Lives off of government assistance. Usually not from the USA but rather another more socialist nation that would give you money for your """autism""" or whatever. If you don't live in a socialist nation you can't really take this route unless you are legitimately messed up, like blind, deaf, no limbs and 10 IQ and you might get 20 bucks of food stamps a month.
The Trust Fund NEET - Lives off investments. You really only need a couple hundred thousand to live a very meager life alone on investment returns. If you weren't born with money then you can't opt for this route.
The Countdown NEET - This variety actually did work for a while and saved up some money. Usually less than 100,000 dollars or so. They got burned out and are just slowly burning away their savings. Only sustainable for 5-10 years before you run out of money. This NEET variety might take up odd jobs or very minimal jobs to keep a small revenue stream going, so they might be able to get past a decade. Will eventually end up homeless.
What type of NEET are you, biz?
>tfw leech NEET and trust fund NEET. Feelsgoodman, best of both worlds
Countdown/odd jobs. plus I leech (below market rate rent), plus i get decent tax rebates, employment insurance for a few months and have a tiny bit of gibs for having a kid.
Daniel Allen
Leech/investment neet
I was so close to being investment exclusively but.. We all know how January went.
What about a neet that isn't necessarily burned out bit fits in the countdown NEET catigory. I am not burned out, in fact I am working even harder than I would with a normal job. Everything else fits though and the homeless part is pretty possible but the only reason I took to this position was to try and do my own thing for awhile while I burn through my money. I really need to tick off a bucket list item and make my own indie game project. Once I am done I guess the plan will be to figure out how to re enter the workforce depending on how badly I fall flat on my face.
Its just something I seriously always wanted to do and crypto is making it possible for me right now to do it. super high chance of failure but I really really want to do this.
Adam Martinez
where is Crypto NEET option? I made $10k from my first job while living with parents, quit, started lurking biz in march last year, started trading in april, cashed out $500k in december, still live with parents
I have a job, but I don't pay rent. So I guess I'm just a shitty leech neet
Gavin Anderson
Leech/countdown...clock is ticking but I ain't going back to work for the man
Thomas Carter
You're a trust fund/leech NEET.
You can't be a NEET and have a job.
Jacob Cox
>You can't be a NEET and have a job
What about self employed?
Eli Cooper
The former neet. Haven't been this misrable for a long time. Going to quit when I have a bit in savings. Gonna try investing and starting my own business. >6:30am Wrong. It's 4:00am hahahahahaha. *contemplates suicide*
Leo Sanders
If you don't make enough to cover your living expenses, you're still functionally a NEET.
Camden Murphy
Hybrid leech and countdown neet. I leech to slow down the timer, only have about a year of goodwill left and another year of savings left before I have to kill myself. Really fucking hope Link pulls a 100x so I can get another 5 to 10 years.
Hunter Bell
status attained. I actually find it endearing. When I kill myself I will feel good about this actually.
Jaxson Green
You should probably be holding at least a little EOS for the June first moon / crash depending on what happens.
Jack Price
I've been waiting for a lower price, but maybe it's time to scale in already. What's your plan re: eos?
Michael Young
I have been holding EOS for a long time. If it turns out to not be crap I dont KYS. If it drops to zero I KYS. Not sure what else beyond that.
Leo Hall
I'm already on that strategy with link, might as well hedge. Hope it works out for you my man.
Dylan Gray
>If it turns out to not be crap I dont KYS. If it drops to zero I KYS. Not sure what else beyond that. That's my plan as well
Jordan Murphy
Leech NEET reporting. I'm also a crypto millionaire and nobody close to me knows yet
Josiah Ward
Neets are the absolute worst
Anthony Sanders
I love how neets are always trying to shit on "wageslaves".
While they dont give a shit about neet. Just shows how emty and worthless neets are.
You can all go kill yourself like you always think of doing.
Tyler Long
Countdown because I only have $35000 invested and my funds have been down since Friday. If there's a recession now, I'm fucked.
